Search results

It's up in the air....you might be able to vote...:cool: fw that's worth..:D

I have to second that, esp "shares got called" there is no way to know about this situation, prove or disprove. And sheesh for all the haters out there, people go long before dividend date hoping to collect the dividend, too. I say for the most part the stock is probably going to drop the...

Cops have guns and so do criminals. Always been that way. Cops have better training with weapons for the most part and should be pretty confident in their use and their own safety. So why all the drama? Imo, what has changed in recent years is LEO's ability to use their weapon to protect...

Afaik, redneck is the only politically correct slur.

I too generally keep tabs on stuff like that in my travels. If your looking for a job, if the employees are visible (like TSA) one can generally ascertain their chances of getting hired by looking at the people who work there. My guess, white people don't apply. Maybe it's not a question...

I love toy boats, especially when I have a little tug in the bathtub. (I crack myself up... :D )

The smartest men in the room....:cool: Boom!...:D Gimme a "L" Gimme a "T" ya'll know the rest.............

Can you explain to us laymen, in laymen terms (use money, I understand that) the above growth formula. Tia.

You know when science took a big nose dive? When scientists were able to measure PPM, PPB. Ppm and PPb are fine and dandy but scientists don't know what to do with that information.

After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.. He said, "No hablo ingles."

The owners of the cemetery live right next door to the property, but did not answer knocks at the door. Duh..helloooo..no one's home.:cool:

I have a theory. (Uh oh....:D ) History will prove Ben Bernanke a great patriot and hero. (He might not even be aware of my theory but I'll reserve a future email for his reading pleasure). You see, we all think he is dealing with a financial crisis. Yes on the surface it appears that way...

And lived to fight another day?

Clinton panicked.....the spin process. Obama also knew he was in deep shit with only eight weeks to the election. The news media has always been favorable to Clinton and Obama. I opine they could have handled this differently without any bad press yet they chose not to. You think Clinton and...

Hmnn...adopted.....hmnnnn...google Having just adopted a dog, I Googled BRINGING UP A PUPPY and got 25 Korean Bulimia sites

Oi..I'll start over....no swearing in this round.... :cool: :eek: I've adopted a black kid and named him "Google." I mean, it makes sense - he is going to get searched constantly anyway.

Yikes...:D Anyone else notice these last 4 jokes are getting rauchier as we go along......It's going to be hard to top that last one..:cool: brb....:D

Some girl gets a vibrator and it`s seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blow up doll with 6 speed revolving pussy, elasticated anus with imitation shit dribble and breast nipple discharge, non drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in...

At a job interview today the interviewer said to me, "Why do you think I should give you this job?" I said, "Because my best friend Dave works in your IT department, and he's told me you're fucking your secretary."

I went to the doctor with a persistent cough today. He told me he's had it for over a month now and is really getting pissed off with it