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The whole movie is funny, skip to about the 20second mark. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RYvplvdHmlw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Having a rather large penis and also a foot fetish, I thought it was best to ask my new girlfriend - "Where do you stand on big cocks?"

"Oi, nutmeg you fat bastard," said my wife. "I'm putting you on a diet, you need to get rid of that lard ass of yours." That was a week ago and I'm doing well. I've already managed to lose the lard ass, and now with her out of the way I'm hoping to move my girlfriend in.

My friend got into a fight last night and was getting the shit kicked out of him. To stop my friend from getting seriously injured, I had to pull the other guy off. And that's when he came.

I've just looked at a category called 'women's choice' on my favorite porn site. It was just videos of shoes and handbags.

I always remembered whenever dad used to swear he'd say afterwards "pardon my french" then one day at school the teacher asked "does anyone speak a foreign language?" I raised my hand.... :cool:

My girlfriend told me before sex I should masturbate so I can last longer. I lasted so long i went right through my blow up doll.

At the time the house had a defective title. I had to sign a paper saying I wouldn't sue my lawyer because he advised me against buying it...:cool: it was a good deal.

When I bought my current house, the previous owner and I, although we both signed the contract, we kept arguing about the signed contract even at the closing and changed it. My lawyer said I can't, I said "So" , the real estate agent was flailing his arms around, the previous owner agreed to my...

I had to drive my daughter to work 6 am the other day, on the way back, I passed a 7-11, the sign $3.52 for a gl of gas ,I thought to myself, huh? the market closes in 8 minutes.

:D That's so funny. never heard it before.

If Obama were a stock,.. If Obama were a stock he would be incorporated in Utah and Pat Bryne would replace Carney.

I won''t make the same mistake this summer as I did on the dry, sunny day last year. Mu wife asked me if I would go out for a walk in the park with her. I agreed, on condition she went without wearing her panties. We were standing beside the lake, when I decided to step into a canoe near...

You could check your theory out here. here's a few others that went ex diviend today. http://www.thestreet.com/story/11922762/1/5-stocks-going-ex-dividend-tomorrow-oak-wtr-sjm-whr-utx.html?puc=yahoo&cm_ven=YAHOO

well said...:D

Ditto. People ask me if I work and I tell them "I'm unemployeable." "What do you mean? Do you have a disability or something?" I tell them, "No, I don't have a disability, it's just that I worked for myself so long, I can't even stand working with me as a boss."

I was a very inquisitive child and one day I asked my dad, "Dad, can you get aids of a toilet seat?" "Well you can if you sit down before the other fucker gets up" He replied.

You're right. I don't know what I was thinking.

racism and bigotry .............take that away and whaddya fight about...class.