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The Sky is Falling... Futures Going To Get Killed Tonight!!! http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=1281520#post1281520 Just because the ET (and other trading websites) consensus for Market Direction is often times decided by the Bulls, don't hesitate to go with your gut and...

100% in five months is not impossible, just highly improbable for a new trader. I made (net) well over 20% in May. Do you remember what May looked like? Most of that came in a two week span to boot... ...Such a system is readily available (just not easy... LoL), and I give it away FOR FREE to...

Wow, where to start? Actually, I think secxces pretty much nailed it, and then you pretty much proved him right... And why would you turn down a (more than reasonable) offer that would have added an additional 8% to your account? $564 is dimes when you're trading with pennies... What were...

ASCA, TTWO shorted USO, out...

I thought I was your favorite piece of shit on ET... And what happened to posting a call of any kind? Nothing? Not even a "I might be long this"...? Is this WmWaster??? ...Still learning English?

Can't sleep, so I figured I'd humor ken and illiquid... I'm fairly flat short & mid term, I've been taking profits since before Thanksgiving... Tomorrow Intra-day I'll be looking for PFE and possibly XLV shorts, depending on the overall market and sector directions. HHH and its underlying...

There is no challenge. Use the search function... I did... You're a nurse (actually you're studying to become a male nurse, and I think that's actually worse than being a male nurse) I offered you some lint and a gum wrapper in exchange for a trading system. What in God's name would make you...

But I don't want to go to Nursing School... http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=1284015#post1284015 I am a MAN... I am an ANCHORMAN!

Two weeks, seventy-six posts, and not one but TWO systems for sale... ehh, that's about right... Real Traders do it for Money... Not Snake Oil pennies.

Hey, I'm the only one who's made an offer... ...So what if it was lint from my left pocket... I figure Snake Oil straight up for my lint is pretty fair. I'll even throw in the old gum wrapper...

Because the secret ingredient is snake oil... It'll short out the computer system... Zoi4WE09er+heQ_~`".>...

I found some lint and a gum wrapper in my left pocket... What's the lawyer's address...? Oh wait, I fixed the problem... Nevermind.

I vote for me... either way... covered shorts and flat... I'm going to go shovel my driveway... And then burn money to stay warm... :p Mr. BS got it right? Really...? Dow's at 9,000? Woa, I missed that move...

It doesn't. But he did make 100 million dollars after the 1929 crash... ...Does that one fit better...? ...and then he lost it all. ...ouch... I'm just being a pain in the ass. Ignore me... :p

He is? DOW 9,000? I guess that does sound more realistic than DOW 36,000... But from 12,000 to 9,000 because of one more fed hike??? Seriously...? He's correct...? I hereby retract my previous statements in this thread... My statements in the other "Sky is Falling" threads still stand...

He also shot himself in the head with a .32 Colt... :( ...Just throwin it out there...

Kerkorian dumping all of his GM stock, NYSE's problems with order routing, NYSE volume mystery, terror threats against stock market platforms, British Airways (BAB) contamination problems, Wal-Mart reports a sales decline for the first time in 10 years, winter storms talk and the effect bad...

I thought he had started buying at/near the end of 05 when it was below $20...? ...Maybe that was just me...

Actually, the sky is falling in half the US... (snow storms) I'm in one right now, and I'm surprised nobody on this thread mentioned the weather factor that everyone is worried about for retailers and the like... CNBC wouldn't shut up about it during OTM... That and the terror/jihad crap... I'm...