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1) Nobody is more analytic than Salty BAE. B. Nobody can arb Lira against a latte better than t-rex III) If you two started a hedge a muh fund we'd all be out of business.

Madoff's fantasy "split strike conversions" were simply synthetic bull verticals. Unbelievable that more ppl didn't catch on that Madoff made money in the mid 2000s when 100% of his bull verticals would have expired worthless.

CC = synthetic short put. CC + married put = synthetic bull vertical. OTM verts are cheap in low vol environments. This CC is junk.

IBKR can't perform basic arithmetic on verticals let alone correctly calculate your PM haircut. They cut your server connection daily for maintenance and they suck for locates and they still charge comms. They offer foreign futures which is nice, but for US equities/vol they are shit. Their...

A sample of twelve isn't stat-significant.

$515MM due in the next two years. Trump is insolvent.

and it starts at the top

lol the dude is probably long stablecoin for the appreesh. Poopypants has to remember to breathe.

I thought this was a Salty thread until I noticed that there aren't any Noxzema jars.

dice, time to drop that dial-up and acoustic modem.

If you're going to lie, be convincing. I would not be able to quote you if I were blocked by you.

*Save for boxes, rolls, conversions(reversals). There is edge in skew when keeping the down and out legs narrow into the skew(terminal edge vs. req); predicting smile (Derman) on LVLD; risk reversals; even structuring short vols/short delta. I am not referring to static edge at inception but...

You lost all of us when you stated you "don't earn on vol when you are short volatility." The rest is just gravy.

lol there are no comms. Only reg and clearing fees. You would have had an ounce of cred if you'd stated the microstructure blows out or the NBBO is too wide to effect a fill w/o a huge edge loss, but you're harping on commissions. Say you're in an IRA and you have to trade covered but want to...

OK, so you spend hours voicing your opinion, were shown that you don't know what you're talking about, and now none of it matters as you're randomly making money here and there. Got it.

Anyone concerned about the "costs" associated with a 4-6 legged spread/combo doesn't trade vol.

STONKS ALERT! GME $340. Hello Sirs. You stonks have been liquidated. STONKS ALERT!

Satoshi is the NSA pseudonym. Developed by CSS with a back door.

Amazing grab.

lol dude you're sitting there in a dago tee overlooking the town dump with your sis. The Nautilus was a double... your post, again, is useless without pics. You Trumpers are all so predictably poor.