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No doubt The Don has an Edifice complex :)

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Just In Case I Don't Catch Anything... :):):)

One year after Trump is elected President. I'm just sayin'... :):):)

Please clarify step 2: throw which one far from the boat, the grenade or the pin? :)

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a...

Dear Friends; I am sorry that I have not been as responsive to your emails lately. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who do not know what...

Good Bumper Sticker :);):(

No, No, No! https://www.youtube.com/embed/TfG0bSK6fH4 :);):(

Unemployment Humor COSTELLO : I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 5.6%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%. COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%. ABBOTT: 5.6% Unemployed. COSTELLO: Right 5.6% out...

Getting Older Gracefully Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. Somehow we haven't met yet! I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks! I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off. Old age is coming at a really bad time! The biggest lie I tell...

Love New Jersey! :);):cool:

Technology I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.... “This is the 21st century," she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad." I can tell you this. That stupid fly never knew what hit him... :):):)

My Kind of Teacher This one is dedicated to all my friends who ever taught school or served their country. A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started, he injured his back. Therefore, he was...

Definitions ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST...

What's my Age? Andy’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the ‘miracle’ products, she asks her husband – “Darling, honestly if you...

Ahhh, Those Italians... At St. Dominic’s Catholic Church, they have weekly husbands’ marriage seminar. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to stay married...