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Urgent Health Message The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from...

Doctor - Husband At The ER A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all...” "Me neither doc, me neither..." said the husband. "BUT, she's a great cook and really good with the kids!"...

The Economy Is So Bad... - CEO's are now playing miniature golf. - Women are marrying for love. - Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes. - HotWheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. - Obama met with small businesses...

Yes, but, watch out - if you tell us what it is that you think is useful, some may accuse you of spamming and working for the bad guys... :) :) :)

So, Reaver, do you work for their competition? :)

They have a lot of info on their website, take a look.

Or, maybe this is just good, honest information exchange. Do we want an ET forum where negativity and dissatisfaction are welcome but if traders get together to share success stories and information about something that works are accused of spamming? It makes more sense, imo, to give the...

Nothing wrong with sharing good information - I wish I had known about PTF and this thread sooner.

Things Men Do http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/3/Things-men-will-do-for-a-cold-beer-240157.html :) :) :)

French Perenting Humor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijqxRJ4V2YA :) :) :)

And there's another wise Chinese saying: "Do not be angry at your brother until you have walked 10 miles in his shoes; then, you are safely away and you have his shoes!" :) :) :)

There's actually the true story of the Senator who was yelling at one of his colleagues: "Liar, you are a disgusting, deceitful liar and a fraud!" And the other guy, unperturbed, shot back: "yes, but hear me out!!!" :) :) :)

Heard This One Today A guy falls from a 3-story building, but miraculously survives with grave injuries. A passerby sees him hit the pavement and runs to his aid: "what happened here?" he asks. "I don't know," the man on the ground groans, looking around and back down again, "I just...

OK, let's try again: Why was the ink drop sad? Because her dad was in the pen and she didn't know how long the sentence would be! A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period, as it marks the end of his sentence. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at...

Prius Bastard Commercial http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=55452355 :) :) :)

A Musical For Our Time http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/opinion/walthandelsman/blog/2009/04/animation_recession_singalong_1.html :) :) :)

Just Another Groaner A man was walking down the road with a bag of liverwurst under his arm. He came upon a young, very thin boy with a tern under his arm. The man asked "What are you doing with that bird under your arm?” The boy answered" I am very hungry and I want to eat this...

About Dr. Smith A new nurse at a hospital was perplexed by Dr. Smith’s behavior. Off and on throughout her shift Dr. Smith would run up and down the hallway, yelling, “Tetanus, measles, flu”! Very curious, the nurse asked the head nurse, “Why does Dr. Smith keep doing that?”...

My Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe * One pound of chocolate chip cookies. :) :) :)

Important Medical Announcement For Men http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/6/Prostate-and-the-Tomato-PSA-306216.html :) :) :)