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Good Old Neologisms Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologisms, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. The winners are: Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over...

Some Interesting Facts It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's...

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Baby Panda Sneeze http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRH3iTQPrk :) :) :)

The Captain's Secret Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain. This captain was very successful at what he did: for years he guided merchant ships in every ocean, sea and port, all over the world. Never did stormy seas, foul weather or pirates get the best of him, not even close. His...

Here's An Idea! Dear Mr. President, Patriotic retirement takes only two weeks at most to implement: There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations: 1) They must leave their jobs. Forty million job...

Release The Hounds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At3cU20WYIM :) :) :)

Excellent Brief Video http://www.guzer.com/videos/are-you-going-to-finish-strong.php :) :) :)

Not A Joke But Well Worth Watching http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=ZrDxe9gK8Gk :( :( :(

Spanish For Your Nanny http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/3EFBFFFF00E8D7110017009C2FAA/?yref=yssp :) :) :)

I couldn't remember what that acronym meant -- so I googled it :)

Run Doggie, Run! http://www.break.com/index/sleeping-dog-runs-into-wall.html :) :) :)

Dog Pack Brutally Attacks Alligator In Florida :) :) :)

My Cousin Bruce http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-A0vX1jXGY7E/bruce_lee_playing_ping_pong/ :) :) :)

Very Punny Jokes A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies, "It's very simple. You're two tents." A...

For Bright traders, zoetrading.com seems to have an interesting solution, but I'm not in that group.

Wedding Dance... Hilarious http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2008/evolution-of-wedding-dance-p1.php?emf=1 :) :) :)

Grown Up Words The kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten. She told them to use grown up words instead of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer. The first...

What's The Charge? A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. "Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client. "Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $500 to answer three questions!" "Well, that's a bit steep, isn't it?" "Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's...

Stop Sign Lesson A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense........... Deputy says...