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Until mankind stops shitting, there will always be demand for something to read while sitting on the pot. And surely you dont want your houseguests asking if they can use your laptop while they are using your bathroom, right?

I think this guy has done a great job of fooling himself. Obviously he is working harder than the average 9 to 5 guy, he just has less to show for his hard work. The only real advantage this guy has over the working stiff is that he has completely eliminated the "fear" That fear of losing...

Hey...that money is going to get pumped into the economy by the refinancer or the taxpayer...it just looks better if its the refinancer doing the spending instead of the government. We will get people spending even if we have to drop money out of helicopters...again.

People say "f**k, s**t, c**k, c**t, and b***h" all the time on HBO also...that doesnt mean that its ok to go around saying that on the radio or in everyday life. Ignorant, classless people will always use profanity/racial/derogatory in their everyday language. Thats what makes them ignorant...

Exactly. I mean I can type about 5 times faster than writing by hand. Cursive is really only good if you are signing your name to a check. I'm sure this same conversation took place 3000 years ago or so when the elder people were complaining that the younger generation did not know how to...

The average human exhales 500kg of CO2 per year. That means if the world population grows by 2% next year, you can guarantee that their will be an extra 73 million tons(or 67 billion kg) of CO2 released into the air. Hows that for fear mongering for you. Sounds scary right? But FYI, the...

The blurred out dates are the date of issue and the date of expiration. Interesting that he has 51 pages in his passport, yet I only have about half that amount.

The record for the hottest temp in the US still stands at 134 degrees back in 1913. Hottest temp in ireland still stands at 91 degrees back in 1887. Hottest temp in south america hasnt been broken since 1920. The most consecutive days over 100 degrees is 160 days somewhere in australia...

Wow..."Ever recorded" So thats like what...100 years? I dont know about you guys, but here in N. CA its been a nice cool summer. Its actually felt more like spring this summer. Not really any hot days, just temperatures in the low 80s when its normally high 90s or 100s

This woman flipped out because she wanted McNuggets and it was still breakfast time. She punched employees & broke the drive thru window. Looked like an addict who just wanted her fix. Maybe there is crack in the McNuggets. <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie"...

I could find millions willing to work for that. Of course, most do not live in this country... There are some American citizens willing to work for $2.13 per hour as waiters & waitresses though. But the truth is you are right. Nobody is going to work for $2.50 per hour when unemployment...

So pretty soon we should have alot of people willing to be leaf blowers now that we have Obamacare. I think we will start to see boarding houses popping up again one day. Cram 5 or 6 bunk beds in 1 room and charge $150 per month per bed and it works out financially for everyone. $150 x 10...

I know how the 2 got swapped. 2am: The hallucinogen you took was working in full effect. 10am: It had worn off by then.

I once read a statistic that said if you have been out of work for longer than 1 year, there is a 95% chance you are unemployable meaning you will not be able to hold down a job again once you do get employed.

Hey, I hear Obama has a great idea that all the dems are supporting. They say "Why dont we just pay criminals not to commit crimes?" That plan goes great with his "reward the undeserving" policies.

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I got this in an email today. PLEASE I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCEMonday, August 16, 2010 1:37 PM From: "John Anthony" dez15@us.army.mil Add sender to ContactsTo: undisclosed-recipients Hello, I write you after proper consideration that a telephone conversation may not be the ideal medium...

This about sums up Obamas presidency.

Isnt it interesting that the majority of people in jail commit crimes when they are on drugs, or desperating craving drugs(including alcohol). How often do you see people go to prison that committed their crime when they were 100% drug free? You just rarely see a violent tattooed criminal...

I wonder how the human race survived 100 years ago before electricity. And how did they grow their own food without energy? Puzzling.