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"success isn't enough, friends must fail"

Tell me more...:cool: Pretty much guessing but years later I guess my daughter isn't mine either. Up to three but who's counting.:D

Best friend with ex wife. Yummy, I got a two fer. :D

Debt ceiling aug 2, I'm pretty sure on the 3rd Obama kicks off his b day party with a 38k a seat bash. Then off to martha's vineyard or wtfdik someplace for a weeks vacation wid a basketball ct and pool. Nice work if you can get it.

Often a lonely journey. Then you gotta deal with the people who say "What is he doing that for"? "What's wrong with him"? and dozens of other critical comments. Once I bought a piece of real estate, against my lawyers advice, he made me sign a paper saying he advised me against doing the...

I came across my old friend Dave at the bar the other day. He told me to wipe it off and apologise...

Porn Films That Should've Been: "The boner Ultimatum"

The White House said Monday that President Barack Obama regrets his vote as a senator in 2006 against raising the debt limit - a vote he's now pressuring Congress to take. ------------------------ Apology accepted. Meanwhile what action is he taking now that he will regret in a year from...

I answered the door to a Chinese lightbulb salesman and he said, "Sell you light? Sell you light?" So I turned around and said, "It's for you, darling. He wants to look at the back of your legs"

the average salary of postal employees is approximately $48,000 annually— --------------- Letter carriers pay is determined by the route. Yea, they could make 48k working 25 hours a week. One guy I know had a route paid 65k and he worked less than 30 hours a week. You're not going to get...

"Fifteen Is My Limit On Schnitzengruben" ---Barney Frank

"I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque." ---Dick Fuld

whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do? When they come for you?Bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

the abundance of information, will not lead to certainty; ------------------------------------ For example, 346k documents, 7 million references, 7.2 m foot notes. Clear as mud. F dat shit. http://www.ssrn.com/update/all/2011_Mid-Year_Pres.html You only have 2 doors to choose from...

Yea, it's useful but kids just do not do that. Kids are trying to figure out where they fit in, not whether its the truth. The agnostics and skeptics should groom their own kids, not mine. At any rate, the author ( preacher) does what he does, preach.

because people can educate themselves and dont have to swallow the bs fed to them in churches: ----------------------- Pfffttttt... ( Actually I'm going to change my comment from Pfftttt to "Boo!") Kids don't go on the internet to seek out the truth. They download music, play games...

Thanks. Currently we have a dry spell. There is no new news. No new jokes. Best course of action, pay a bill with a credit card or invest with money you don't have (leverage up) and race the clock. Stay tuned...anything can happen. And this concludes today's editorial.

When in doubt - don't. ---Nutmeg Now watcha gonna do?