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A Fair Debate Two blondes were walking in the woods when they came upon some tracks. The first said, "You know, those look like deer tracks." The other said, "No, silly, those are moose tracks." They were still arguing about it when the train hit them... :) :) :)

Hear, hear!! :)

Yes, BUT, Can You Put Toothpaste Back In The Tube? http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1312399/a_cork_n_the_bottle_story/ :) :) :)

Greek Irish Dancers http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=7gHvATmUsSg&feature=related :) :) :)

Bad Ass Rabbit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEgNe89IzjE :) :) :)

Don't Stretch After Running http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDbwuo3qxnU&feature=related :) :) :)

Who Said The Brits Have No Talent? I read about this woman. She lives alone with her cat, has never been kissed, and had a disability that caused her to be ridiculed a lot of her life. I think she'll now have the last laugh! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY :) :) :)

Surprise! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5QHH3ULgO4 :) :) :)

Eggs a la Dom DeLuise on the Tonight Show http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/138148/detail/ :) :) :)

Middle Eastern Conversation At some hotel in Beirut , a Lebanese was eating his breakfast calmly: coffee, croissant, baguette, butter and jam. A Syrian tourist with a big chewing gum sat on the table in front of him. While the Lebanese ignored him, the Syrian started a conversation: Syrian...

Mississippi Squirrel Revival http://travisab1.multiply.com/video/item/73/The_Mississippi_Squirrel_Revival.flv :) :) :)

Then, of course, there's also the famous country song: "OBAMAself, don't wanna be, OBAMAAAAAseeeelf, anymoooore...." :) :) :)

New Jersey Technology "Have you ever noticed that all over the Garden State when a traffic light turns green, it automatically activates the horn of the car behind you?” :) :) :)

Redneck word of the day : "OBAMA" a la: "BOUGHT ME A CASE OF BEER AND DRANK IT OBAMA SELF!" :) :) :)

Another Great Oldie: Lessons From Yogi Yogi Berra was a better baseball player than he was a speaker, but he's probably quoted more than Churchill. Much of what he said seems silly; until you think about it for a moment...then you discover a more profound meaning. Here are a few of my...

Remember When You Were Light On Your Feet? http://soonereyo.blip.tv/#1826380 :) :) :)

The Value Of Good Communication A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh! We’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a Comm major in college, and I studied...

My Cousin's House :) :) :)

Here's another one: You Know You're Greek When... 1) You're 5'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but you still cry when your mother yells at you. 2) Your uncle owns a restaurant, has $300,000 in the bank, but still drives a '76 Monte Carlo. 3) You share a bathroom with...

Yasoo HDM, good to hear from you. I've been in and out all day. Here's a couple Greek jokes for you: A Greek man, an Turkish man, a Swedish girl and an old Italian woman are traveling on a train that has just entered a dark tunnel. Suddenly they hear a loud slap, and when the train emerges...