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They're asking people if they have jobs before they can get mortgages. Very bad for business.:D

You mean, there's not:( Ron White, when his grandmother caught him nailing some girl when he was a teenager........ "Do you know when you die you have to review your life in front of God????? What will you say after this???!!!!???" "Sit down. We're gettin' to the good part." they...

I wondered why my new dick has joints!!!!!:mad:

Tell me your joking. Please.

this thing is worth more than Bear Stearns. I mean, the whole company........ <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1869281/> and it serves a purpose.

How About (phonetically) Phee Mahl eee a Jackson? for true. Said the hospital named her at birth. Female, Jackson. No lie.

http://www.fool.com:80/investing/dividends-income/2008/04/04/take-that-lehman-short-sellers.aspx Not nirvana, but the most contrite piece I've ever seen from the Fool. They don't want to quite admit it. But it's a happenin'. I think the behind the scenes pressure is unbearable. I'm...

Remember when The Three Stooges were at that hoity toity party, and even the society dames got in on the pie throwing? Close you eyes, and imaging the scene with Curly, as he saw the pie hurtling at his face. That's Crames. I'm sure he knows more than me. And it ain't good. The powers need...

Another way is to enforce the fail-to-deliver law. Ya fuckin' think, Jim? You think we should enforce the laws on the books, unlike what they do now, which is to ignore them, and then respond to public pressure and do more 'comment letters'. No one else of any note is championing it...

Don't sue me Jim. Your pals already held me by the ankles over the stairwell and shook the lunch money out of my pockets. I'ts just I'm such a miserable prick, I survived and will prosper. Kinda like you. Jim Cramer Blog Too Easy for People to Get Their Rumor On By Jim Cramer...

You dropped your middle name?

"new traders" who start off this dumb would not have a high survival rate. Havent' you seen the commercials where the woman elbows her way into the crowd and yells '150 shares of Global Investors at 15 and a half."? And then she laughts. that's who they want. Don Bright has said it here...

Tell you what's sad. They get away with it. So, how many people buy what they say? This Herrold guy has a good gig. Look at his vids and the hits he gets. Some like 50k, last time I looked. CNBC has 150,000 viewers, and when this volatility ceases over the summer, and the market is Like...

Cheetoes reminded me.......... Guy goes to the Doctor. He's very upset. The doctor, sensing something terribly wrong, ushers our hero past all the other patients. "What's wrong, Pal." Sobbing, he points to his crotch. "My winkie turning orange. Ya gotta help me , Doc." So, the doc...

I wondered where you went. I was looking at SmokingGun for your Mugshot. Same joke. Sailor at the pier. Hookers' got a wooden eye... Blah Blah. "Hey, that was great. Can I see you next time I'm in port?" "Yeah, Swabbie! I'll keep an eye out for you."

Maybe if he put a tee shirt on under the Bib Overalls....... Oh, and they could line up sponsors who wanted to depress people all day. Then he'd get a show. Look how fucked up Ted Turner is. He has a huge network, but he doesnt' have a show. "Hi, I'm Ted Turner, and we're all doomed...

Is Alan Schwartz in this morning's jobs number, or will they have to revise?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/apr/04/bearstearns.creditcrunch tsk, tsk, tsk.

We tried. Costa Rica wouldn't have it. Our whores aren't pretty enough.:D

Hey, Sparky. There are other people on this planet besides you. What you would do, and what somebody with a moral code would do are two different things. Here is what you can't legally do. You can't take short positions, naked short positions, puts, and then spread rumors, while you...