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That was a wonderful four years. Boy, that Jimmy. What a hoot. Too bad for the Bro the PLO and Hamas can't vote. He'd waltz in.

Diff joke, same pace. Woman flags down a cab. "Cabbie, there's an extra fifty for you if you can get me to the airport in twenty minutes!!!!". "Hop in Lady!!!" Cabbie gets a flat on the parkway, He's looking at it scratching his head. The woman rummages around in her purse looking...

Now that's a joke. (Rim shot here). Same joke. Walrus drops his car off at the Mechanic. Hot day, he goes across the street to the Dairy Queen. Comes back, Mechanic says.: "Looks like you blew a seal." "Naw", says the Walrus, wiping his mouth."It's just a little ice cream."

After whatever period they need to properly id proper owner, you cash and stock will be restored. But you will not get any compensation.

How about posting a pic of that Packard? That is a hoot. Who services that thing? I don't think Autozone carries those parts since last year.

Sure. You'll get a check?????!!!!!!! This is the real world. In 1980 John Muir was shut down. Everybody was compensated, but the market swooned. No one could sell until they sorted out the DTCC positions. Don't forget, everything is in an ominibus account. And since there is fraud, they...

Awful!!!! (I had to wait 60 seconds for that).

I was sittin' in this place, minding my own business, having a beer. A three legged dog came in, and jumped up on the stool next to me. Bartender says, "Can I help you?" Dog says, "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw." I had a dog one time born without a nose. Know how he...

I can't vouch this really happened, but I wouldn't doubt it. <img src="http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1940286"/> A friend had a Lab that crapped an entire pair of panty hose.

Yes, but will he get a brush? Tie his hands behind his back, shackle his legs, toss his ass in the latrine, and tell him, "It'd better shine by five!!!!"

Good point, which is leading to calls to declare short postitions. Langone was on with Cavuto. He decried the regulation. He's right, but I'd ask him. If you're dealing with people who will steal everything not nailed down, what is the solution? I've had that conversation...

So, he goes on Bloomberg Wednesday, talks his book, and covers? I don't think even Einhorn is that daft. He's that much of a dirtbag, but the Feds are everywhere. He's too smart for that. It would open him up for destruction. Too many folks too touchy.

] It's an old joke from the full service days....... Give me $.25 worth of gas, and fart in the tires. They used to give out stamps, Libby glasses, toys....... Now, you get to do it yourself and get dirty looks. I'm seeing SUV's parked on the street with the soap on the windows like the...

I just filled up my Ford. Blue Book Value went up 40%. They've got new columns now for 1/4 tank, 1/2 tank 3/4 tank, full tank.

RICO is the one tool the Mob is afraid of. There was a RICO suit filed. That's important. If tasr made the bubble gum for the playing cards, the suit would be important. The brokerage industry is in the tank. There will be 12 ordinary, well, less than ordinary, people deciding this. Use...

And this would have what to do with a RICO lawsuit alleging fraud?

Taser Shareholders Accuse Goldman Sachs of Naked Short Selling By Andrew Harris May 28 (Bloomberg) -- Goldman Sachs Group Inc. and a Merrill Lynch & Co. unit were among eight financial firms sued by Taser International Inc. shareholders claiming stock-price manipulation through illegal...

http://www.forbes.com/business/2008/05/27/lehman-bear-options-biz-wall_cx_lm_0527lehman.html

Interesting tell today. Einhorn was on CNBC, and the stock ticked up. You think that's a crowded trade??? If I had my druthers, I'd be long. But I hate these companies. So I don't trade them because of the emotion. Fuld is not Allied Captial. Lil' Davie may have bit off a bit more than...

http://www.hedgeco.net/news/05/2008/hedge-fund-suicide.html