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Obama to NAACP and Africa: Get rich or die tryin’ On the flip side, I'mma gonna catch that ball or die trying. So the guy died. This is not a new concept.

Blah, people go ape shit because something "almost happened". He almost fell, big deal.

Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?" He winked at me and said, "Well, I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the parking garage."

If a program is a failure then it is obvious that more money is needed for " high-quality training and technical assistance in order to produce the best possible outcomes for children." This translates - if children fail, mo money is needed for " risk management, internals controls...

My friend didn't believe in sex before marriage So I showed him some pictures.

We do not have a political motive. Plain and simple. Starts on the playground, moves up to the corporate world and then gov't. Never give them more than they ask for. My kids are stunned when I ask them "What do you want"? I make every effort to give them what they ask for or an...

"Harden the fook up"

One of Italy’s most wanted mafia godfathers has been arrested after seven years on the run after police traced him to his wife’s mobile registered in the name of Winnie the Pooh. http://mafiatoday.com/sicilian-mafia-ndrangheta/winnie-the-pooh-leads-to-gangsters-arrest/

"You useless little shit. I knew I was making a mistake when I asked you to join the family. You better start showing some cajones. Quote from Tigger in "qu esto cozzo" the sequel.

Well I don't know about anybody else but if my debt was erased tomorrow, I'd go to the track.

Now not many people know this but Winnie the pooh had a half brother ... Vinnie The Shit. Vinnie "The Shit" looked very much like like his brother pooh, but with one major difference, he likes pasta! As our story starts Pooh bear has been whacked by a made man and replaced by Vinnie "The...

"Vinnie the Shit" What's that? The Italian version of Winnie the Poo?

My son was sent home from school for swearing the other day. I said, "What did you say?" He said, "The c-word." I said, "That wasnt clever, was it?" He said, "No, it was cunt."

"How many women have you cheated with?" My wife screamed. "Tell me the truth or I'm walking out that door right now". "Three," I quickly replied. "You said four a minute ago?" She sighed. "I'll get your bags".

If I ever get a chance to appear on Morning Joe, I'm going to say: Cunt, cunt, fuuuuck, shit!! Cock, fuck, cuuuunt!! Shiiitt, fuck, shiiitt, fuck!! Cuuunt, shit, fuuuuck!!!! That way, when they beep it out, it'll spell 'Obama's a dick' in morse code.

You can bet if he wasn't looking for another job he wouldn't be saying shit like this.

Sounds practical and prudent in theory. The kicker is cutting funding in education is "unconstitutional" :D :D :D ahahahahaha think I'm kidding around? Education cuts end up in court, the courts don't give a rats ass about "where's da money". NY just passed a tax cap. I think school...

Yahoo News: "3 Cliff Walkers Fall to Their Death" Wow, what were the chances of them all having the same name?

I just filled the dishwasher. Or 'made love', as she calls it.

I was playing with my Three year old son today when he said, "Shit" I asked him if he knew what it meant, he said yes, so I made him spell it for me. He said, "S.H.I.P" I said "That's Ship, not shit, you silly little bastard"