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In the grand scheme of things it's not really a good idea to continue to do business with an unhappy customer. ---------------------- Did you guys see the article in Barrons', even the customers with warehouse receipts for gold and silver are getting screwed.

It's funny how the same sentence can have two different meanings. My girlfriend refers to her period as "on the blob". Which is exactly how I refer to her when talking about our sexlife.

I think all the talk about a depression is pointless. Everyone we know is dead who lived through the depression (or lost their memory or perhaps their mind too!) Basically the boomers went through the oil embargo in the 70's with rationing of gas and high gas prices, then we had some inflation...

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies The thing about glitter is if you have it on you be prepared to have it on you forever, cause glitter doesn't go away.

I met this young guy recently (27) works full time makes about 35-40k a year, goes to college part time. Very industrious, I asked him what he owes in student loans and he said 27k, when he is finished with his degree he'll owe 50k but expects to earn 70 -90k in his field. I know he is a...

Imagine putting that on your resume. "Great Listener" Oh yea, who said that? Coco, Tiffany, Destiny, Candy....

Thanks. :D Not only that; I've been told that I'm a "great listener" by many large breasted women.

I hear ya. My wife said "Can you get some bleach and some laundry detergent while you're out?" I said "Can't you wait until you've opened your presents on Christmas?"

I was in the city and saw a homeless couple making out. I shouted over "For fucks sake get a box"

I got kicked out of class today, after the teacher asked me "What comes after 69?" ..So Apparently, mouth wash isnt the right answer.

I bought the wife some new vibrators for christmas. A washing machine, a dishwasher and a lawnmower.

My resolution for this coming year: 1024x768

I'm a little behind on the Holiday news but I checked around. Obama Christmas message and found this. On Tuesday, the Obama 2012 campaign released an instructional video titled “Home for the Holidays: Share Why You’re Working to Re-elect President Obama.” Instead of relaxing with loved...

"The research we've seen indicates fewer and fewer people are owning more and more guns," said Caroline Brewer of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence. "All the trends indicate the number of Americans who own guns has declined." I call bullshit. The latest stats show an increase of...

Lookey here, lookey here... "The first Sears retail store opened in Chicago on February 2, 1925 in the Merchandise building (in a portion of the company's headquarters at Homan Avenue and Arthington Street). This store included an optical shop and a soda fountain." What the heck we got...

Heads up guys, we've come full circle. Sear started out as a mail order catalog, What the heck is amazon or Ebay? A web based catalog. Who competes with the mail order or today's web based catalog, the general store = Wall Mart. Suppose WMT new slogan is if "We don't have it, you don't...

It always seems like futures are up when Obama first goes on vacation.

Get this! Dem NY Gov unified previoulsy fragmented supporters .... "...lined up campaign dollars for the 4 Republicans willing to risk their seat by bucking the conservative wing of their party". -------- Looks like Dems lined up money for Reps -------- Well who needs lobbyists...

My wife said, "Thank fuck that's over and done with for another year!" As I rolled off her.