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It's HopeAndChange as we hope terrorists change from killers into butterflies and unicorns: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gLy-7Qsm2KeE15rL6Is9p56BcWhwD965TDOO0

OoOo if I knew we could do that I woulda cleaned out the jokes thread. :D Seriously though, were you the one who posted the porn channel in the hotel room joke? I got several laughs at the bar last night from that one, good show.

You miss a day of work and don't call in. Your reputation at work is such that a coworker is smart enough to call the county lock-up in Florida to see if you are there? Holy moly. You've got some serious issues.

And Clinton. :(

Shit, the Obama administration'll be able to pay for the massive stimulation package easy with all their people paying all the back taxes they owe.

He laughed maniacally as he rubbed his hands. That's a whole different meaning. ;)

His current portfolio: ...............Initial.......Current.......Down MOS.........151...........41.6............72% V..............78.875....54.33..........31% BIDU.........324.5.....124.3............62% RIMM........133.25......56.8............57%...

From <A href="http://www.imao.us/">www.IMAO.us</a>:

Please. The Obamassiah has only recently assumed the throne. Give him a couple years, then she really won't be worrying about those things any more. She'll be worrying about having enough firewood and food for the winter.

While there are many reasons for the failures of the libertarian party, this is among the least IMO. The top reason is that somehwere between 40 and 80% of voters will vote their party. Many (if not most) voters vote according to their preacher, who their parents voted for, who their friends...

Oh noes! He's not a MRMARKET, is he? And I'm not the first one to notice the similiarity between stock_turd3r and MRMARKET: http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=1961563 Here's the classic MRMARKET photo: <IMG...

500 million of `em, too! Did she count all the feet and forget to divide by 2? :D

He can only post empty talk, because what he means by "racist" is "anti-Obama". Pretty typical.

Why tequilia is bad for you: <IMG SRC=http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=2289232>

It's different this time. :) Yeah, one can't help but be skeptical of fantastic claims. One can hope though, right? But there is a very large political group that has no intention of giving abundant, cheap power to mankind...

. . . and pay them to leave: Are you highly skilled and can get another job easy? GM'll pay you 20 grand plus give you a car if you leave. :) But if you are a parasite without skills (other than getting "good" union jobs), you're better off hanging on to that paycheck...

http://ipbiz.blogspot.com/2009/01/quantum-vacuum-energy-extraction.html

`Cuz libs think laws are not for democrats.

Maybe you could become a famous singer: http://www.elwp.com/Joe%20Cocker.html

The whole mess is FUBAR. We've taken the worst of socialism to create a system that can do nothing but get bigger. First, we don't charge the buyers (patients) directly for the service provided, so they have no incentive to economize. Then we don't even charge them indirectly - we bill their...