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Chuck has a stamp collection that dwarfs Bill Gross'. Chuck uses his as concurrent postage (that means, he sticks them on envelopes, and mails them) because he's Chuck, and he just doesn't give a fuck. Chuck will never be on a US stamp, because you have to die first. Chuck turned down...

Chuck Norris is the best performing money manager of all asset classes of all time frames of all time. All lists you see are those who came closest.

In hiding since making bad "Walker! Texas Ranger" joke at a Bright Boot Camp. <img src="http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1923024"/>

Reads from notes handwritten by Chuck Norris. <img src="http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1923023"/>

Yep. You guessed it. <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1923019"/> She wanted to learn about "spreads", Norris - style.

: :D I can tell you've been successful with the ladies. Smooth. Real smooth.

you know, you're a smart guy, but you don't get it. do you know how long it takes to get a Grand Jury together - to get a subpoena? Do you realize how the authorities will look upon a Swiss bank that as a practice sends people to Liechtenstein? I really wonder about the depth of thought...

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121070914075689235.html?mod=hps_us_whats_news May 13, 2008 4:30 p.m. EDT Two Indicted in Tax-Evasion Case By CARRICK MOLLENKAMP, GLENN R. SIMPSON and ALEX FRANGOS May 13, 2008 4:30 p.m. A widening U.S. probe into alleged tax-evasion schemes that...

The other day, she said she had a 'broad base'. Might be the first time I"ve agreed with something she said. Why she's so fat..............

Jewish World Review May 13, 2008 / 8 Iyar 5768 Bill Clinton Switches to Obama By Andy Borowitz Latest Superdelegate Defection for Hillary http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | In what some Democratic Party insiders are calling a particularly ominous sign for Hillary Clinton's...

Sec Investigators Are Themselves Investigated By Whistleblower Los Angeles, CA 90017-5468 May 12 2008 Last week, a federal Court ordered the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) to produce thousands of pages of emails, transcripts, trading records, and other documents that...

Help me out here!!???!!! The rise and fall of a porn king Sun Herald [Sydney, AU], by Eammon Duff <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1916740/> Seen it all ... Greg Lasrado with Bill Clinton at a high-priced dinner.

What a great campaign promise.......... "if elected, I will select my cabinet from the boards of Ellite Trader."

.......got my attention.

Everybody wants to believe that when they were conceived, there were flowers, candles, softmusic. Let's face it. for some of us, whips, chains, collars, ballgags,,,,,,,,

My wife gave me one of those "I'm with stupid" shirts. It was obviously a 'second'; the arrow pointed up.

I think we entered the Twilight Zone with that one. Nice!!!! What does Mountain Climbing and head from Whoopi Goldberg have in common? Either way, don't look down. Let's just say, if anyone here decides to run for public office, the opposition will visit this thread. "Anything you say...

An Investment Banker friend asked me for $500 until payday. I asked "when is payday?" "How should I know, " he said? "You're the one with the job."

I had a little glass of wine, turned the lights down........ next thing you know, I'm all over myself. I felt so cheap, but satisfied.

The PIPEwire SEC Inspector General to Audit Naked Short Selling Investigations Posted May 08, 2008 3:15PM PST The Office of the Inspector General of the Securities and Exchange Commission is going forward with an audit of how the commission has investigated allegations of naked short...