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Before you pony up for MSFT FlightSim X, check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcW3hbnR2EI

A short tibdit about Einstein: Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large...

EBAY GOOG DELL ERTS among others aren't showing today's data; just yesterday's close

West Virginia Professional Engineering Exam 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum. 2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? A.66 Ford Fairlane: B. 69 Chevrolet Chevelle...

Actually news reports are saying it was from Giants' coach Tom Coughlin's press conference yesterday. :D

Yeah that's what I did and was also at 855.5. Oh well. When I'm forced out at gunpoint again in 15 months I'll worry then :D

I got a parsing error. I tried all the settings.dayname.xml files; none worked. Fortunately I take screenshots of my layout periodically and using column width and RGB settings was able to spend 30 minutes premarket restoring my platform. Time well spent. :mad:

I lost all my damed settings now. I AM SICK OF THIS ALREADY. ENOUGH

I thought those were her tits for a second . . . :D

A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: 'Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving along...

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. "So", he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to...

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Same here in AZ and now TWS has totally locked up.

Thanks for the clarification, Don! I remember Mark (Seleznov, not Twain :D ) saying it at a seminar a few years back. It seemed poignant. I wonder if Twain was a trader :p

"I'm more concerned with the return OF my capital than a return ON my capital." - Mark Seleznov

Before taking a trade, the amateur asks "How much money can I make on this trade?" The professional asks "How much can I lose?"

Wow - I think I like Muslim women! :D

Quite a bump up on the H7's - 12 pts ES

Penis requesting a raise..... I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark...

Hell at least they shuffle papers; what do we as traders do? Shuffle money from one side of the ledger to the other and hope the imbalance is in our favor. :cool: