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Bravo, Jack! You managed to achieve turbidity and turgidity simultaneously!

There was a nice little bull flag in NQ from 11:15-12:09 ET which I am sure was mirrored elsewhere and which elicited the full attention of the SCT crowd busily checking their channel for FTT or BO or whatever turns them on. Other methods took the attached trade, haha. Times PT. A tidy little...

It seems like it would be a lot less trouble all around if ET left him alone in his current incarnation. He might even mellow and go away. A truce is definitely in order. At very worst, people who don't like him could put him on ignore once and be done with it.

I share. I can't help it that none of it is useful. But given that paucity of utility, I am perpetually interested in why people bother to come here at all. Hence perioduckally I do unterviews.

Hey. YOU reclined to be interviewed, so don't barf when you see who accepts.

Please PM me with your latest decantation. And don't fuck it up. Duref Mudgins wants to interview you. Provide your city of residunce, favorite restaurant, and numbers and genders of chillins as proof.

Cokie, bin a readin' yore thread with grett interst. Shorely do hate ta 'gree wich ya, but thars a bottle a Gloria inna ice chest atta start a ever tradin' day. Some days, hit gets opund. T'other days, not. But hits air f'I needs it. Gud fer long holds, I opine. Lak an all day'er. I allus tells...

Thanks for inviting me to participate. I notice that your rating shot up as soon as I started coming here. Quality will tell. But live calls are useless. The ET clock is slow 5 minutes. I made a great NQ live call Friday using that feature. Accurate to the tick, it was.

While we're waiting for Spydie to come out and fight like a man, I'll get to work on your thread's rating.

Forever and ever? Amen!

OddTrader, thank you for the invitation, but I am riveted here: http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?threadid=128112 utterly transfixed by the effort of Duref Mudgins to supplant Jack as ET's Guru-in-Residence. With the new thread rating system, quality will out. Duref's is up to...

He is interesting, it's true. Think about it: If you DID have the surefire key to market riches, would you share it with anonymous fools? If you WERE getting rich trading, would you have a high public profile? If you WERE an accomplished author, wouldn't you know the difference between...

Sincerely I do not know. Spydie I totally get, a swell fellow, even condescends to PM with me. But Jack? Does he TALK the way he WRITES? I would love to "walk this way" behind him for a day to see if I could "get" him. How the hell can he have practically the same education I do, and all the...

-9, I owe it all to Jack. When he talks about "change", I think, what would "unchange" look like? He says "continuation", I wonder, how would I measure "discontinuation"? He advises always "reverse", I am tormented, should I ever "irreverse"? He talks of three levels of "pace" in voume, but I...

And to confuse you further as to where or not this was a joke thread, here's what they might look like, with three additions I can't reveal, if you assembled them into a complete alert, entry, hold, and take profit system of undicators.

Great pic, Mandelbrot! Totally in the spirit of the thread!

Subminimal Man, as the chief financial backer of Mudgins & Associates, I must say that I am amused that you went to the trouble to create an alias just to rag on poor old Duref. It probably took you longer to register than it did to create that post. And what was not to like in the thread...

In the interests of improving the quality of ET, preserving the modernity of its analysis, and cunserving storage to archive the posts of ET's brilliant younger generation, I respectfully request that you forthwith delete all threads by me and my aliases. I am a dinosower, and my meatless bones...

WHAT trading knowledge? I am the Sergeant Schultz of trading. The only legacy I have to leave is hundreds of plausible but utterly useless trade codes. Want to calculate the correlation coefficient once every second for a rolling 60 second window? Got it? Worth a shit for anything? NO!

What a relief! Now I can recycle all my old material! Make outrageous claims about past performance! Reinvent myself as the very model of sober decorum. Jack must REALLY be relieved that we won't be able to peer into his past mis-pronouncements. No losses? 3X the daily range? I never said THAT.