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...the hookers are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands ... the steam off of my head created a war between two Indian villages.

It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets… the prisoners were BEGGING for the electric chair my balls have became ovaries.

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The Colts new board also: November 27, 2007 Lucas Oil Stadium scoreboards: 53 feet high, $11.4M pricetag By Meagan Ingerson meagan.ingerson@indystar.com November 27, 2007 The Colts’ biggest plays will look even bigger next season, with picture quality among the best in the NFL...

^ I'm rarely sober from Thanksgiving through New Years, but I'll make a phone call (hiccup). I did he, he, he, hear they got the D-Backs new board (below). Cowboys board is the big deal pending (It's Texa$ big) in addition to Yanks & Mets. D-Backs, county OK new video board Nick Piecoro...

^ That may be the most classless post I have ever read on a message board. And believe me, I am no redskins fan. Police: Taylor shooting appears 'random' By JOSEPH WHITE, AP Sports WriterThu Nov 29, 4:18 AM ET Police investigating Sean Taylor's death say they've found no indication the...

^ Dude, that's way to long to read. Can't you whittle it down to the top 10 (or 25 at most)? I didn't read it, but all 100 can't be that good.

That french kid is awesome and I watched all of his vids. As an amateur acoustic player, this guys skills also blow me away. (Embedding disabled) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30fcDZwnpaI

Come on AAA - I'm leaving today around 2:00 and won't be near a computer all weekend. Waiting for your take on this week's games. Surprise - I like the cowboys over the skins, but don't like the spread. The over looks enticing though.

<b> My wife ain't no dummy</b>: I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with...

dude - hit the begin button

http://www.radaronline.com/quiz/2007/10/fox_news_anchor_or_porn_star.php I got 7/10 Guess I need to catch up on my porn

These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before. The first guy said, ''''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.'''' The second guy said, ''''Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and...

AAA - thoughts on the skins game? I like giving the 3 at home to philly. After watching them last week, they are not a very good team. And of course I like the cowboys to cover 1-1/2 at NYG, but my opinion is biased, I like the boys every week.:D

Duude, keep the chin up. The 90% failure rate is lower than the successful traders (of which it is said that 99% + blow up at least once in their careers). Look at is as a learning experience. You're 29, plenty of time to regroup. And there is no reason to leave ET. You'll just be one of the...

Looks like an updated & expanded bit of George Carlin's (maybe too expanded, damn it's long): In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories: It can be used as a verb, both transitive "John fucked Mary" and intransitive "Mary was fucked by John" It can be an action verb...

She's on Fox Business Channel http://www.foxbusiness.com/our-team/personalities/liz-claman.html

Flytiger found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, so he decided he needed a woman with whom to enjoy it. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look...

I've tried trading in the buff, but kept having keySTROKE errors every time Liz Clayman came on. <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yp-iJdGOgAU"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed...

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless...