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  1. Humpy

    www.elitetrader.com is worth...

    Now here is a comment from a man obviously blessed with brains Its the people with interesting things to say which make a website such as this prosper. The advertisers wouldn't be here if it was boring. So obvious yet not realized by hardly any websites. The owner of Elite might be well...
  2. Humpy

    Jokes 2

    There were 2 traders in the Big Apple. One called Nutty and the other Flybuttons ( for reasons we won’t go into right now ) They were talking at the office party of a well known City Bank I really really love money says Nutty Is that so ? Oh yes I have Asked for it I have Begged...
  3. Humpy

    Jokes 2

    I aint got one atom of generoosity in my whole body ( quote from raft owner in Rooster Cockburn and it wasn't even Christmas )
  4. Humpy

    Climate Change

    How about this for a GREAT idea wind-farms out at sea and solar panels on roofs in place of roof tiles produce loads of electricity. Enough to light the lights etc. AND produce enough hydrogen ( electricity thru tap water ) for all the cars and trucks - problem solved and back to sleep !!
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    Climate Change

    I don't want to panic anyone but just in case they are right about the climate warming up, here is a couple of facts:- 1. The icecap at the North pole is expected to have melted ( in summer ) not in 50 years as previously thought but in under next 10 years ! 2. If or when both ice caps melt...
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    Climate Change

    A Republican ( oil barons etc. ) dominated site. Roll on a Democrat victory. They don't keep all their brains in their pants !!
  7. Humpy

    Climate Change

    Surely if 99% of the world's foremost climatologists think there is a serious problem with the climate warming up, then the rest of us should take notice !! and quickly OR are you better informed ??? Your nick makes you sound a pretty hot sort of person - not burnt out hopefully ?
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    Climate Change

    About bloody time Climate deal sealed by US U-turn The deal should lead to better protection for tropical forests Delegates at the UN summit in Bali have agreed a deal on curbing climate change after days of bitter wrangling. Agreement was reached after a U-turn from the...
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    THE MARKET WIZARD THREAD

    Do you ever get the feeling that some of the gurus of trading are holding the vital bits back ? Or is it really that they are pretending to know a lot more than they are telling. Perhaps saving a bit up for the next book while putting in just enough to sell the present book. We obviously don’t...
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    Jokes 2

    Vlad Vlad the peasants are revolting shut upski and give them some more all Russian soap
  11. Humpy

    Jokes 2

    Mommy is washing her little son and daughter in the bath together. The little girl points at her brother’s penis and says. “what’s that?” “I don’t know he says Can I play with it she says ? Hell no you’ve broken yours off already
  12. Humpy

    Don't You Dare Name That Teddy Bear Muhammad!

    Right on acro ! Once back in the 19century we had a similiar prob in the same country with a gent they called the Mad Mahdi. The battle of Omdurman kicked his ass, but not before he had Gordon's head stuck on a pole and paraded around Khartoum. ( thats General Gordon not Gordon Brown bye...
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    Don't You Dare Name That Teddy Bear Muhammad!

    Just a matter of interest:- Is the victim tied to a post stark bollock naked? Are the lashes given with a whip, cane, cat-o-9tails or what ? Is the public given ring-side seats at a modest fee ? Who gets the popcorn franchise ? Can the cameras roll ? If so who gets the TV rights ? Maybe...
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    Don't You Dare Name That Teddy Bear Muhammad!

    The crass stupidity of this bear story just illustrates how much religious philosophy from centuries ago needs updating. It might have been state of the art then but it certainly isn't now. Get REAL religious nuts and I'm not just referring to Muslims.
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    Jokes 2

    Is that in order of merit ? And as for the good old days - when Knights were bold and women were grateful
  16. Humpy

    Its not their Fault they married a blonde

    Pay no attention to those nasty men girls - come over here for plenty of XXXXXXXXXX and lots of YYYYYYYYY love ya all
  17. Humpy

    Jokes 2

    CHASING RABBITS The Los Angeles Police Dept., the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal...
  18. Humpy

    Getting Started Developing and Trading System

    Not wishing to pour cold water on this interesting thread but for those starting out the thread below is a cautionary tale about super clever fellows making the latest whizz-bang automated gismos http://www.trade2win.com/boards/showthread.php?p=366662#post366662 The recent events in...
  19. Humpy

    OK corall shoot-out

    Youre right maxpi The event of the century and covered live by TV. Would be watched by billions. I can just see it in my minds eye. Sunset, an aicraft landing strip - deserted but for two men. One at each end of the strip, both with Western style six-guns in holsters. The clock chimes the...
  20. Humpy

    California Is On Fire!!!

    For someone wanting to make a shedload of money - Put forward the plan to put mist spraying towers ( with connecting mist spraying cables ) on the crests of ridges in the California region. But first make sure you have the plan, finance etc. ready and then get the contract. Should make you...
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