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Frish rattler? Ats nuffin. We eats far aints, swallers um fore day kin bite! Tawk bout ticklin your stummick! Iffn your dick gits droopy, jist slip onnem unner yore four skin, you be gittin puffy rat faist! An fresh grackle! Lordy, dey not onney souns like frine bakun, dey taysts it two...

When ah's yung, me pap wurked inna car faktry. Ah winta skewl widda collard kids in Detrowit, an lernt my spellin fo-netty-kully. Ya say sis is inna fif grade? Mus be a legal age ba now, ah reckon. Dun deel! Butta gotta teecher ta mekk rodekilt chilly! Ummmmm, em sun kewrd 'dillers is gud! Dint...

But kin ya sis cook? Since ma maw fellt true tha ruff a tha barn whilst chasin the sqwirl whut had stole her glass eye, hain't bin nabady hyar kin seasin a arn pan wurth a dam. So's ah hain't had me na desunt messa fride greens in yars! They's allus krispy an burnt lak them damn chinks mekksum...

No 'fense intended, but is yar mom still with us? Ya know, cain't take ta much excitement what witha high tenshin lines a messin' with ma pacemaker. An' ah ain't gittin' 'round sa good, hadda hock the oxygen 'quipment ta buy cigarettes. Oops! Ah'd best be keerful tawkin on line, terms a tha...

Oh, Vel! I am so sorry to disappoint! After all these years, too! Did you not know that I am a naturalized Texan? A gun nut (at last count twelve, but I may have misplaced some in backs of drawers, never want to be further away than ten feet from one). Always voted straight Republican. A gold...

Oh, yeah, we're stupid. I have gold I bought at $248. When it goes to $2000, who will be laughing?

Tu m'insultes! Moi, je suis l'exception. Et je suis republicain!

Today our least favorut sponsor used "your" instead of "you're."

Nitro, love ya man! Your posts are on top of it! But IMO you are bringing up the timeless issue of intuition versus unambiguous hard coded system calls. Whenever I have a brain fart that doesn't smell leaking out of my ears, I try to quantify what the "something" was that caused the creeper. I...

Research melatonin. Can get it in health food stores. Worked for me east to west transatlantic. Alternatively, get so smashed you have no fucking idea WHAT time zone you are in. I have found that a good drunk reliably resets the brain like the reset button resets a computer. But it takes a lot...

The bane of the non-native English speaker, today's "beleive." Maybe they listened to too many C&W songs and misundersood "I be leavin' you!"

Surfer, I love you like a mother, even though you didn't invite me to your party, but LuLu does not satisfy the legendary Doaks Criterion as a buy. She is still a little tart!

Jack! Jack! What kind of idiots do you think we are? Those of us who REALLY trade, though in the minority here, know that truly robust and enduring systems are shit-simple. My best system takes ten lines to code in E-Signal. If you already knew the algorithm it would take you at most two minutes...

Thank you all for your support. Excuse me if am bitter, but I was once a noob, and you bitches wouldn't help me!

There is realistic advice here: http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=154220&perpage=6&pagenumber=1

Sorry, just bringing this back up to the top where I can find it. Needed it today to help ouit a noob. Referring noobs here seems to be an excellent new thread killer.

BuyLoSellHi, my best advice to you is "Oed a puss, Rex!"

In the totally nude shots, ain't no saggit at all!

Attached is one of my favorite '50s models, in a rare shot with clothes (sort of) on. Now she is showing far less skin than your alleged "hotties", but SHE makes my tongue hard! Tho har ah can harly tawk!

Adaptive first-order FIR filter is hard to beat on any timeframe.