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I don't mind going to work, it's the eight hour wait to go home that's bullshit.

Does capitalism lack a moral compass? ------------------------------ What is a red light camera? Is it moral or a capitalistic tool of the gov't?

Interesting thing about human nature to find comfort in the past. Bush won't weigh in on current events yet everyone longs for Bush's opinion. Obama may inspire and motivate and gather followers on his mystery trip to find the big cheese........ but yikes he doesn't know what it is or where...

next constestant............. Masturbation Haiku Contest Got hair on your palms? Did your mom say you'd go blind? Early to Bed says, "Nope.

That is why he is trying to get the states to adopt Obamacare measures independently. He knows it is unconstitutional at the federal level due to interstate commerce laws. --------------------- I suppose our constitutional law professor (Obama) is going to learn a lesson.

Posters about masturbation hangs on the inside of a stall wall in a woman's bathroom in the library ...... Roses are Red Violets are Blue I often masturbate To pictures of you.

Maybe we could have a thread: "Not quite ready for prime time chit chat" :cool:

The first quarterly dividend will be payable on April 4 to shareholders on record March 11. Wal-Mart [WMT 52.01 0.04 (+0.08%) ] said its board approved a dividend of $1.46 per year in fiscal 2012, which ends next January, up from $1.21. That translates to about $5.2 billion paid out to...

Once I hired the "King of Bullshit", he was a young kid, he worked for me for 8 years. He kept me entertained to say the least. I used to tell him if the world was a radio, he'd be television.

Open-Minded Man Grimly Realizes How Much Life He's Wasted Listening To Bullshit -------------------------- This is a 5 star post. I love it. Oth, it's not "life wasted" if you're paid to listen to bullshit. :D

"Masturbation as "a great way to relieve some of the stress that comes with classes, finals and the never ending homework." Published by the college's Center for Sex and Gender Relations, Posters about masturbation hangs on the inside of a stall wall in a woman's bathroom in the...

Take away the cigs and cigars, oral satisfaction manifests in food and now cellphones. Pick your poison.

Not necessarily who will vote against him, imo, who will support him? Obama had the support of pelosi and Reid, et al who had personal agendas that a weak Obama could facilitate. This base is gone. Although Hillary made plenty of noise, i doubt the Dems wanted her hence the overwhelming support...

:D "Someone's been eating my porridge!" said Papa bear. Mother bear sighed and poured him another bowl. Life was tough and draining for her, now that her husband was suffering from Alzheimer's.

What if a bunch of boardmembers suddenly start to sell their company's stock? Board members have accounts somewhere. How about this? Insider phones into gs or whoever, any red flags flyiing? Suppose an insider is your client, they give you a call. Now your firm has a adequate capital...

just like they're having fun sleeping with their girfriends on air mattresses. That's the guts of that crowd." ------------------------------------------- Another sleight against the gay lesbian transgender community, oh yea, whazzup with disparing the sanctimony of marriage. What about...

I went through airport security today, 'Is everything okay?' I said He said, 'You might want to have that mole on your ass checked.'

Here's a "GREAT" joke. :D My wife gives me a house cleaning schedule every week, Imagine my surprise when I found my old testicles in a jar under the bed whilst I was vacuuming. :D :D :D

In 2008: 19,437,000 or over 14% of our 137 Million tax payers work for the Government earning an average wage of $51407. ---------------------- The key word here is "taxpaying" workforce. I believe the number of gov't workers is larger than 14% if you include those who work for the...

the U.S. has spent nearly $36 billion on climate change ------------ and they're bitchin about 60b in budget cuts.:cool: