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The Queen has been on the throne for 60 years, has a 80% approval rate AND boring with "dignity".

They’re willing to snatch food from the mouths of babes (literally, via cuts in crucial nutritional aid programs), ---------------- :D lmao Christie is going to snatch a bag of chips from the snap program for the Obese children.

Accidentally ran over my neighbour kids cat yesterday & I was scared to tell him... So I left a note on the door saying "curiosity was here"

Speculation is, Clinton is trying to fund raise on Obama's coat tails to pay down Hillarys Campaign IOU's. If this is true then it's not an either or on Reps or Obama. It's about da money. That sounds like the "slick willie" we know and love.

Monopoly-fun for the whole family, Except for Grandpa Whole; who is a miserable bastard.

re; nyc large soda ban " I almost got a ticket for buying a jumbo coke, but the cop couldn't fit through the theater door."

I'm struggling right now with a union problem. No kidding. My daughter is almost 16, she thinks she's union and I'm management. Every gd chore has a rule with her. She invents rules for chores, won't go one extra minute with any rule. If I interruupt her chore, my bad, my loss, "It's your...

Hey...:D When you have friends come for dinner, it's a very different evening if you add an apostrophe...

An apostrophe is the difference between a business that should know its shit, and a business that should know it's shit.

My wife's got a pair of fake tits. Our taxidermist still insists they are actually finches.

A little old lady takes her dead cats to a taxidermist to be stuffed. "Would you like them mounted?" asked the taxidermist. "Oooo no...." says the lady, "just snuggled up next to each other."

Zuckenfreude

It could be Huuugggeeeeeee-ah! At any rate, if you don't have a bell on your bicycle it's a $95 fine. Who knew? I thought "get outta the way mutha fucker" would suffice, now it's best to do both, ring the bell and give an oral warning. "Mutha fucker" is a "safe' PC word or phrase in all...

I kid you not when Bush won his second term the school teachers wore black armbands in school. The other biggie during that election was the rumor (spread by the teachers union) Bush was going to brink back the draft, btw it was Rangel (D) who advocated for the draft.

Clinton is the only person in the US who can get away with his editorials on Obama and Romney. Clinton is the first black president, he has good standing in the AA community. Anyone else and we'd have outrage, talking trash about Obama. I'm not sure what Clinton's motive is but for the moment...

wtf is going on. Boehner is bawling, union goon is crying, thugs get shot on the street and cry for mama, Obama puts the toilet seat up otherwise Michelle is going to slap his ass. The end of America happened when that union guy started crying like a fuckin baby. Go long Kleenex....

"We will first dissect how these 3 markets reacted during the financial crisis of 2008-2009 and then compare it to current market conditions." -------------- All well and good but I fail to see the comparisons predictive value or at minimum, investor sentiment, is another Lehmans on the...

He can lend his shares out and collect interest.

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I saw an interview with him on tv (I think Sat), very interesting. Showed the plants he bought, how his co works, he might hit the big time with gov't contracts.