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Sheila Bair (FDIC). “Eventually, I’d like to transition to a real job again, maybe something in the non-profit sector.” Uh huh..Uh huh.... A "real job"....:D

Stunata News : "Face Transplant Man 'Can Smell'" Well I guess he wont be getting many visitors very soon.

“If everything isn't black and white, I say, "Why the hell not?"” --Rennick....:cool: Of course he didn't say that but I'm applying for campaign manager. Go Rennick !!!!!:D

My new girlfriend calls my penis The Acropolis. I asked," Is that because it's bold and stately?" She laughed and said, "No. It's because when we're having sex I always think R U IN."

I had a Colonoscopy recently, and believe it or not, getting the camera up there doesn't hurt as much as you think. It's the crew that really kills..

Very good observation Bearice. Obama talent is raising money. He's a poster boy. He already said he's going to raise a billion dollars for 2012. The problems of the US are pesky gnats that are beneath him.

I think my Dad might be losing it. Last night while he was watching the lottery he was rocking back and forth saying, "I'm Rich .. I'm Rich" The silly old fart, his name is Stuart.

Not "we" but Obama. "I" this and "I" that in his press conferences. Obama's going to spend the rest of his life defending his actions. just saying.

The average life expectancy in Spain is 81. Seve Ballesteros lives up to his amazing reputation by coming in 27 under par!

My friend Steve broke his wheel chair yesterday. So, I took him on a pub crawl.

I used to think term limits were the answer but you can vote someone out of office and they end up "appointed" somewhere else in an unelected position. so even after we vote you out of office, politics is their life, they never leave DC. An incumbent losing candidate still has political...

The problem with having alzheimer's is that it doesn't just happen once.

The letter orders any university hoping to continue receiving Federal funds to immediately: What need to be done? Very simple. Refuse the federal funding. When Christie refused Fed funds for the nj tunnel saying this would put nj on the taxpayers on the hook, there was an uproar. The fed...

On OBL There's been 3 wills so far, but whose counting. They'll probably put out a new one when they kill him again next time.

I had no idea that if they ever caught bin laden they would bury him at sea. I'm sure this was thought out and wonder why bin ladens "capture" options were never discussed with the public in the past. We had ten years to formulate a plan with his remains or imprisonment yet I never heard any...

The challenge of living in a politically correct world is creating effective bullshit.....:cool: The "fog of war" becomes in Obama's case the "Fog of Fog".

I've just broken up with my retarded girlfriend. It never would have worked out anyway. I'd say potato, she'd say poortharty.

The Navy Seals recovered 107 memory devices from Bin Ladens compound. Now USA holds the world's largest collection of goat porn.

One point that concerns me: Probably insurance cos will adjust policies for miles driven (although they do offer discounts for low miles). They'll find a way to monetize this in their favor. Secondly, what happens to car pools? (Assuming you know someone who has a job {:>)) Some sucker is...