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Do you know Freud once theorized that every male subconsciously wants to sleep with his mother. Pretty fucking disgusting isn't it? Freud's mother is like 200 years old!?

I'd love to go to the pub but I haven't got any goolies so I guess I'll just stay home and have a wank.

Did you hear about the two brothers that walked into a bar? One leaves and sodomises his brothers wife knowing he's still in the bar.

What's the point reading the news on Weiner? Why bother to report it? None of this will make a bit of difference. Rangel still around, Geithner is still working. There's a bronze bust of convicted felon Joe Bruno in the Albany Airport. "Jive turkey" will still vote in the next election...

here's some market moving news from Bloomberg.

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. The inspector general found, alarmingly, that the department's computerized risk-assessment model had an initial error rate of 23.5% ---------------- Probably the same software Moody's uses.:cool:

My daughter took an English exam yesterday (9th grade). This was one of the questions. A woman asks the driver to take her to the synagogue, on the way there the driver mentions his uncle was "lynched". What are the nationalities of these two people? --------------- You gotta be...

My friend died last year to this day, he drowned in the sea. I always remember his last words "BLUBBLUBLUBLBLUBLBUB"

I'm confused. :confused: Fair share of what? The rich (incomes 250k) do not consume any more gov't resources than anyone else.

In other news, The FDA has allowable limits of lead ..... for candy. Mnnn, lead is tasty. So while landlords and homeowners spend fortunes to mitigate lead in homes and paint, etc enjoy a lollipop with traces of lead.

“Save a little bit out of whatever you’re earning, and the magic of compound interest applies,” Obama said. “That is something that Michelle and I have tried to apply, not always successfully.” ------------------------- A quick rule of 72 on .1% savings rate is 720 years to...

A man walked into a pub. It was an Iron Pub. *boom tish* Fuck, a "bar" dammit ,a bar, it was a Bar!:D

Can't remember who but remember back when Obama endorsed a few incumbents and they lost? Same shit here. The guy hasn't lost his touch.

An ex-girlfriend used to sing this to me, off key with a thick Peruvian accent. I don't miss her flabby ass,&#65279; but this song is okay.

The President will win an overwhelming victory in 2012. -- Dr. Walter Williams ---------------- Obama can't keep help. Everybody quits, resigns or says no thanks. We are going to be stuck with the Rangels, Geithners and Weiners.

:D Apples are good for you

Somewhere on the net. On real estate: "Yeah Yeah if I had a dollar for every time I have heard that. 3+ years now the meltdown is right around the corner... The meltdown either needs to shit or get off the pot because I am sick of living in limbo." Right on.:cool:

One day, Little Nutmeg asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."