Top Ten Horses Least Likely To Win the Kentucky Derby:
10. Green Mountain is Toast
9. The Z Pokes Me
8. Solyndra on Steriods
7. Volcker Rocks
6. Chris Cristie in a Horse Costume
5. Corzine Dancer
4. 3-Legged Fuikishima
3. To Da Moon
2. Doing God's Work
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I went to see my bookie and there was a sign on the door which said,
Gone to lunch, back in:
30 minutes: Evens
25 minutes: 2/1
20 minutes: 5/1
15 minutes: 8/1
10 minutes: 25/1
Well then..... How about the guy who won a large injury settlement. Insurance co could not prove he was faking the injury. Afterwards the lawyers said something to the effect, they will "watch" him the rest of his life to disprove the injury. The man replied as soon as I leave this courtroom...
Gee whiz guys, you don't have to live in an institution to become instutionalized.
All you need is someone to provide your every need, (think correctional facililty) and bada bing bada boom you're a prisoner,
you've given up your freedom and many of these benes we didn't even ask for but...
I banged a fat chick when I was drunk.
The next morning I said to her, "Here, if you want to see me again, call this number."
"Awww, men don't usually give me their numbers," she responded.
I said, "It's not mine. It's Weight Watchers."
Catholics: critical thinkers.
Judges and justicesSamuel Alito[27] â Associate Justice of the Supreme Court (2006 â present)
Anthony Kennedy[28] â Associate Justice of the Supreme Court (1988 â present)
William H. Pryor, Jr., Associate Justice of the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals...
prior to lehman I'm convinced the fed could (and have in the past) facilitate the buying of stock index futures to lift the market via banks etc, but not direct buying.
Currently, I don't have an opinion on "direct" manipulation because I trust no one in the Fed or what they might do.