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You know, I was going to write a book But I thought... fuck it. It's quicker and cheaper to just go buy one.

Some authors write in first person and others write in third person. But I'm writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: 'I heard from this guy who told somebody....'

ding ding ding..... you missed something. 20 something healthy girls in the hood who have min 3 -4 children, need full blown health care AND healthcare for their children.

"I would not look to the U.S. Constitution, if I were drafting a constitution in the year 2012," Ginsburg said in an interview on Al Hayat television last Wednesday. "I might look at the constitution of South Africa. That was a deliberate attempt to have a fundamental instrument of government...

I'll be writing this under my pen name "Flabio".

Congrats to her. Question. Did she ask for your input for ideas? Talk about her book incessantly to you? I'm working right now on a dyslexic romance... Man: Will you sleep with meh? Girl: Sorry. You're not my typo. :cool: That's all I got so far....

With the Affordable Care Act a.k.a. Obamacare recently given the green light by the highest court in the land, the contest for the office of the president just got more interesting. Back in a 2009 interview with George Stephanopoulos, President Obama made sure to point out that the individual...

A sailor with one eye came into the pub last night. He stopped and looked around as if looking for someone. I went up to him, "Alright mate, lost yer parrot?" He grimaced, "Are you trying to be funny?" "No, its just that there was a parrot in earlier asking about a sailor with one eye."...

Nice rant....but you left out something......some people never had a problem with gays till the gays made themselves unbearable, unpleasant to be around. Point being, it's not necessaily external forces that causes people to reject gays, but the gays themselves who are objectionable. I...

My secretary came into my office and said "Boss, I've got some bad news for you." "Oh for fuck's sake!" I yelled. "For once, for just fucking once can I not get some good news? This company's going down the toilet, the Doctor's told me my my blood pressure's sky high, my daughter's new...

Bryant Park is my favorite, too. They have a nice set up for Christmas with shops in tents, an ice rink, music. My wife and I stayed at the Bryant Park Hotel one weekend just so I could look out the window (14th floor) at the park at night. The library building are called groundscrapers...

I think I'm in big trouble at work tomorrow. This morning I phoned the boss saying I was too ill to come in today. Then, just my luck, he took the afternoon off and caught me trying to set fire to his house.

Stay tuned next week....... "How to find good hiding spots" ......and for gods sake if you must throw sumpin don't throw any of those cl light bulbs, they contain mercury and cause devasting damage inside a building. We should build a small border patrol memorial to dedicate to the...

The Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree".

Häagen v. Dazs Feliz v. Navidad

"But do not get the idea you're anything special. Because you're not." ----------------------- Uhmnnn... too late for that. "being special" in pop psychology probably had its roots in poor self esteem. Little Johnny isn't doing well in school because he has poor self esteem. (Do you...

So.... tell me. No one will ever have to file a medical bankruptcy?

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When former President George W. Bush nominated John Roberts to become Chief Justice of the United States, a newly elected senator named Barak Obama voted against his confirmation. ----------------------------- Like grandpa used to say... "The anvil was delicious, but irony." :D

Hammer v. Dagenhart I was thinking. I don't think it's a good idea to give your kid a middle name with an initial that starts with a "V". Everyone would think he is a court case.