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From the interview on Letterman, it sounds like Michael Douglas is losing the battle with throat cancer. Hate to see that.

IMO, there's no way a discretionary trader will make it while computer on computer action becomes the battlefield. It sure is a dismal thought... Hate to see this kind of "change" these days. Guess I should have been a farmer, or professional surfer after all. At least all I'd have to worry...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am being admonished now for laughing so loud while others are on their phones!:D :D :D

This one from Scotland: An elderly couple (who lived in an old folks home) had had feelings for one another for quite some time. Then one day they had a chance to meet up, as the old folks were going out on a day trip. The two complained of some sort of illness and the carers told...

A 65 year old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The man replied, "It's fart football... I just scored." A few minutes later the wife lets one go...

A family brings their 65 year old Dad to a nursing home. The nurses bathe him and set him in a chair at a window. After a while, he slowly starts to lean over sideways in his chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten him up. Again, he starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush...

A 65 year old couple sat through a adult movie twice. They didn’t get up to leave until the theater was ready to close for the night. “You folks must’ve enjoyed the show,” the usher said. “Disgusting,” said the lady. “It was revolting,” her husband added. “Then why did...

An upright organ! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D

Two 65 year old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A...

"A little old man and a little old lady, who was hard of hearing, went for a drive one Sunday afternoon. After pulling onto the freeway a policeman pulled them over. "Can I see your drivers license?" asked the policeman to the little old man. "What, what did he say?" said the little old lady...

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D

Wow! Your Wife and my Wife must be long lost Sisters! :D Seriously, they may be related!:D

No, I haven't read the book the OP mentioned. Yes, I agree with your post.

My Barber is buying gold. I asked him if he was buying more than 5% of his portfolio in gold. He said he has close to 30% of his nestegg in gold... Take it for what it's worth. I don't like liberal Soros at all, but I do agree gold is a large bubble.

Teaching a spouse to trade could really induce some "issues." I can imagine my Wife losing some money, and saying, "you caused all of this!!!":eek: :D

Oh wow! When deadbroke gets to this thread...:eek: :D

Yes, why? Did you not sign an options disclosure when you opened the account?

I'm a performance only RIA. As for the ammunition, it's so scarce, and expensive due to the masses hoarding it. The police departments finally realized that the 9mm is a piece of crap, and the .45 is the best handgun round for self defense ever invented. Many are switching to the .45 these...

LOL!!!!!!!!

OP, the Beretta 9mm has a hammer drop safety. All you need to do is keep the hammer drop safety selector in the down position (where you don't see the red dot. Red=fire.) The trigger is disengaged with the Beretta when the hammer drop safety is down. i.e., when the hammer drop is down, you...