Chris,
I have been trading options for 14 years.
I will be happy to give you a fast track for learning to trade profitably.
I am selling nothing -- just trying to assist someone who may make it difficult to learn options.
I am not logged in here very often -- so you can reach me on skype: "before618" if you wish.
The call on skype can be very short and hopefully it will save you months of time.
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