SEC Prohibits Short-Selling of ETF's
Latest Move by SPitt Angers Traders
Today the SEC Chairman decided that it would be beneficial for the economy if short-selling of ETF's was prohibited indefinitely.
"We're in the middle of a good upswing here. We need a lot more republicans in office, and Bush wants the economy to look good before election day tomorrow. Therefore, we decided to make a few key trading vehicles unavailable for short-selling," said Chairman SPitt.
Short-selling, or selling a commodity that you do not own, is a way to profit from a downward moving market. However, without the ability to sell what you don't already own, sell pressure decreases and the only people who can sell are those who actually own the commodity in the first place.
"We're going to enable short-selling just as soon as we get the guys we want into office. Until then, make sure you keep your accounts over 25k," said Spitt with a chuckle.