Actually, Paulsen and Chaney were invited to Germany by a German Treasury offical for a hunting trip.
While hunting wild Scrotum Hawks, Vice-President Chaney's weapon accidentally discharged, wounding the German official. During his attempt to render aid, The Vice-President was seen accidentally kicking & punching the fallen German official, yelling "you clumsy kraut bastard, you ruined my shot".
Apparently Secretary Paulsen was shot in the buttocks while bending over to attend to the fallen German official. According to one report, Secret Service staff rushed the Vice-President and were able to restrain him as he was attempting to "reload".
The un-named German official was treated by Chaney's personal medical staff and then taken to a German hospital. Chaney was quoted as saying "I am truly sorry to have accidentally shot him, I have this new gun and am unfamilar with it. Fortunately he was not seriously wounded".
Secretary Paulsen was also transported to a local emergency hospital for treatment for a wounded ass. Vice-President Chaney was seen urging the Paulsen to "walk it off, you pussy".
Steve
While hunting wild Scrotum Hawks, Vice-President Chaney's weapon accidentally discharged, wounding the German official. During his attempt to render aid, The Vice-President was seen accidentally kicking & punching the fallen German official, yelling "you clumsy kraut bastard, you ruined my shot".
Apparently Secretary Paulsen was shot in the buttocks while bending over to attend to the fallen German official. According to one report, Secret Service staff rushed the Vice-President and were able to restrain him as he was attempting to "reload".
The un-named German official was treated by Chaney's personal medical staff and then taken to a German hospital. Chaney was quoted as saying "I am truly sorry to have accidentally shot him, I have this new gun and am unfamilar with it. Fortunately he was not seriously wounded".
Secretary Paulsen was also transported to a local emergency hospital for treatment for a wounded ass. Vice-President Chaney was seen urging the Paulsen to "walk it off, you pussy".
Steve