I corrected the lyrics, the website this came from was way off! (in many ways...lol) The Dow is Down
(Parody of I'm Goin' Down by Bruce Springsteen)
I get a bear when Iâm clickinâ my mouse
But now I hate to see that ticker cominâ round
I go to check the Dow and Nasdaq baby
Theyâre dropping points Like Jenny Craigâs droppin' pounds..Well
Say unemploymentâs not on the rise
But Cisco just laid off a thousand guys
Itâs going down down down down
Dow Jones is down down down down
Nasdaq is down down down down
Everything's down down down down
Touchdown!
(horn solo playing)
I used to have a nest egg baby
But now my golden years are all in Dow...well
I remember when the 90âs started
My stocks would split each time the sun come out.. well
I would day trade n' dabble in margin
My portfolio was lookinâ stout...well
I used to love that Alan Greenspan
But lately everytime he speaks
He's just a drivin' the
Dow Jones down down
Itâs goin' down down down down
It won't rebound bound bound bound
it's stayin' down down down down
the Dow is down down down down
The Nasdaq's down down down down
Greenspanâs a clown clown clown clown
My stocks are down hey how about the deep down dow.
My Dow is down down down down
My stocks are down
hey how about the deep down dow
My money's down down down down
The marketâs down down down down