Quote from cable:
There are rumors that the government is behind the stock market boom of late -- they have been buying massive amounts of shares in the NYSE and Nasdaq in order to prop up the market and 'prime the pump' and get others buying. Mind you, that's just a rumor (from an insider friend of mine, but still a rumor).
But that's what I'd do, even though I'd have to 'cook the books' to keep it off the record by borrowing funds from social security or the CIA's drug money or whatever. There *IS* an election coming up, and the economy has to be booming if Bush wants to get re-elected.
I don't see a lot of legitimate improvements in the economy around here, either. Certainly not "record" levels of growth.... but if you question the official government-approved numbers you'll probably be hanged as a terrorist, so just go with the flow and make some money off it. The trend is your friend. Just don't get caught napping, or they'll hang your ass in the breeze.
I have not ever been big on consipercy theories, but here is what I have thought for a long time. I started to aggressively get long for position trades between March and May. Im just starting to sell most because I think there is going to be an intermediate term correction here..but here was my thinking.
President Bush wants to win the next election. He does not want to be like his father and be thrown out of office 6 months before the economy starts to turn around. More and more people are invested in stocks. Most of these people THINK THE STOCK MARKET AND THE ECONOMY ARE THE SAME THING. If their stocks are going up, they think all is well. Over the last several years things have been done (the credit bubble namely) that eventually are going to totally fuck the economy over, but in the mean time..its much easier to manipulate the stock market higiher and create an impression that all well or getting better. As long as that is the perception, reality does not matter, then Mr Bush will be our President for another four years. Realizing this, I suspect that they have done a number of things to artificially inflate stock prices, again making most uninformed people believe that the economy is better...true fact of the matter be damned.
Now, please take this all with a grain of salt because I am a total novice to consiprecy theories..this being the first one I have come up with.
Brandon