Starting a hedge fund for Jesus

[Renegen]

Yeah well my hedge fund will only be open to rich jews. I do it out of principle and respect for their religion of course.

 

[Free Thinker]

Quote from Renegen:

Yeah well my hedge fund will only be open to rich jews. I do it out of principle and respect for their religion of course.

i think bernie madoff already sheared those sheep.

 

[MoreYummy]

New sheep coming out everyday...

 

[pescador]

Quote from ASusilovic:

Originally Posted by Forrest Jones
My name is Forrest Jones and I am starting a Hedge Fund for Jesus. I am looking for Christian investors only. The initial goal is to gather a 7 million dollar seed to begin operation during the current Global Economic down turn of October 2008. The objective of this fund is to create multiple streams of income for foreign and domestic missionaries. It is the vision that these income streams will replace the missionary's necessity to procure funds from outside churches by leaving God's work in the field to campaign back in the states for the cash they need to keep the ministry moving forward. I am looking for people who share this vision and are willing to put their capital to work for the kingdom of Jesus Christ.

The Keys to the Kingdom come with a price; Obedience

Yours in Christ,

Forrest Jones
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Amen !

Just take a lot of Jesus and hedge it with a lot of Lucifer.
Just in case it is he who wins...
As they tend to have a negative correlation, you will have to go long or short with both at the same time.
It's easy.
BTW you could try to build both of them over synthetics...

 

[fkbsuhites]

Not really. the ground floor "investors" made a mint. He appears to have targeted large institutions and private wealth in the later days. Those are the entities who took the hit.

The vast majority made money.

Quote from Free Thinker:

i think bernie madoff already sheared those sheep.

 

[MoreYummy]

Quote from fkbsuhites:

Not really. the ground floor "investors" made a mint. He appears to have targeted large institutions and private wealth in the later days. Those are the entities who took the hit.

The vast majority made money.

Who is the vast majority?
Or you are joking? lol

 

[fkbsuhites]

At the beginning most of his "investors" were small retail.

The last decade or so is where he started fleecing large private wealth managers.

small initial "investors" like his son who "invested" $40 and took out more than $10 million made out like bandits.

The scam was no larger than 10 Billion in losses. Which is still quite large and shows how NYC and large money in America operate and the glaring fact that they are above the law and immune from any prosecution. More deals are made in their kids bar mitzvahs than in the board rooms. What madoff showed is the cancer is larger and more wide spread than anyone originally thought.

Quote from MoreYummy:

Who is the vast majority?
Or you are joking? lol

 

[MoreYummy]

Is there a final number for the lost for this whole scheme?

 

[max_skinner]

Quote from MoreYummy:

Is there a final number for the lost for this whole scheme?

I am guessing that those who had applied for redemption requests would have been casted as sinners and thrown in hell for all eternity.

It's Jesus's money after all.

Cheers,
Max