What do you mean protective puts don't work? When the prices are inflated, the put prices should be very cheap since put prices are inversely related to its underlying prices. When the undie drops in value, put prices go up and that's how puts protect you against losses. Can you give a specific example to illustrate how they don't work?
Looked at what you posted, but it doesn't approach what I outlined - your payoff doesn't approach what I outlined and is simply a synthetic call option, but good luck.
do you have the highest like to post count on this site?
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but what does it even mean?Great minds think alike..I too noticed his obscene like to post ratio..