Never played uno so I don't know what the cards look like. I'll have to google it.Think Uno cards and magic 8 Ball.
Using the magic 8 ball is something I do all the time.
You are certainly pretty vague about your how you trade.
Talk the talk but don't walk the walk.
Lots of might happen, should happen, could happen but no specific I bought at this price.
You want some credability you gotta prove you know what you are doing.