I hate tattoos

They're gay and lame and plain ugly.

What's the dubious benefit they offer on a selected number of people? Make you look bad-ass?

My standard for bad-ass is this guy, you won't see tattoos on him:

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Lemme disambiguate it to you:

1) Tattooed guys are "cartoon villains".
2) True evil is indistinguishable from it's virtuous counterpart.
 
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But when it comes to picking up ladies with tattoos, the right line is "nice ink".... then if she likes you she'll say she's got another couple you can't see, with her clothes on...
 
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