Do you talk to your computer when you trade?

Quote from hii a_ooiioo_a:

My computer is a moron. I find myself shouting obscenities at it. It's too stupid to care, even if it could hear me, but it is this absolute density that provokes me to profanity. I'm lucky my idiot mechanical servant has even allowed me to access this website today, after two months. Who knows how long I'll be able to get back on here. :(
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You do realize that your computer is hearing everything you are saying here today! Looks like you won't be accessing this site for awhile unless you offer a sincere, heartfelt apology, and a bouqet of RAM space might not hurt either! :)
 
Honestly, I went to the recycling center on tuesday to see if I could get an old free computer that might work better than mine. I got one that works, but my mouse doesn't plug into it. I'll probably get a new one soon, unless I can get an old style mouse plug.
 
Today she went into sleep mode. I shouted and kicked to wake her up but no response. I took her pulse and luckily the fan was still running. Rather than go to the emergency room and waste any trading cash I dumped a bucket of water on the monitor... you know, to wake her up.

Question: Is a twenty-one gun salute appropriate for a Pentium-class computer?
 
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