Best Islamic Squawk Box?

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Let's see.

A trader would like to get inside info on the next terrorist event to profit from it in the market.

How lovely.

Can't stop them, at least personally profit from them, is that the concept?

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Does Al-Queda have a squawk box or news service where traders can get the quickest information on the next bombing?

New York, Bali, Madrid, London, Bombay......These are as common as Fed meetings.