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For how many years it's still in development?..... And it's still long way into the future....

You should have warned us before posting that :eek:

http://www.economist.com/displaystory.cfm?story_id=1213392

I had two different Microsoft wireless M's and both of them were worse than bad (the bluetooth one lasting less than 6 months). I'm never giving up my Logitech ever again.

4Gb

Yes, I worked like that for a while. No problems.

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