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    I had to get a real Job

    you are both a couple of girlie chumps. Yours Bored Trader
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    I had to get a real Job

    for a whole host of reasons, this is actually one of the funniest posts I have ever read on elite trader.....well done that man! Sir, I salute you Yours Chortling Trader
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    A pleasant trading error

    The next time my broker seems completely 'anal' about an issue while questioning my integrity, I'm going to dry slap him about a bit before locking him in a cupboard, then collect the banking error in my favour, purchase a four foot nose and a suitcase full of crack. Thanks for your comments...
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    A pleasant trading error

    Uni, you are clearly out of your mind. I see a bright career for you as a monk. Yours Take the money, buy a prosthetic nose and run, Trader
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    The Sleep Apnea Thread

    ahhhh....it becomes clear why you cant sleep pal. Sitting in front of your computer with your withered twig and berries in your hand, whacking off to homo porn. Take your sordid filth elsewhere or Ill come round and put you to sleep with my shoes. Yours Morally outraged trader
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    Does Terrorism Effect Your Trading?

    japtrading, you titled your last entry, "Just one question". You then posted a whole short story, rambling from one irrelevant topic to another with no apparant direction, or indeed point. Rather than one question you asked several, the answer to all of which is - none of your business you...
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    Does Terrorism Effect Your Trading?

    Thankyou for your kind welcome Roberk. Yes I have been away. I was attempting a world record attempt driving a car all the way across the US - in reverse. I have been in jail for the last 3 weeks. Nice to be back trading. Yours Glad to be trading trader
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    Does Terrorism Effect Your Trading?

    I have carefully read the above posts and have come to several conclusions. I wont bore you with them. I simply wondered if anyone else thinks gammleg or camelroach or whoever the origional poster is, is a bit weird. He strikes me as an oddball. I would quite like to attack him savagely...
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    scruttocks.....

    I am having a bad day. My hospital appointment was delayed and I missed the open. My trade has gone offside and my computer just blew up and I needed stitches for a shaving cut. Some days, I just dont know how we traders cope. Anyone out there tell me? Yours Intrigued Trader
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    Recommended for new traders

    Im just warming up pal. Yours Challenged Trader
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    Recommended for new traders

    lol cheers for that. That makes my day actually! Foolish oaf Yours Entertained Trader
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    Recommended for new traders

    I think we can therefore agree this site is shit, which having read my posts you will know is my standpoint. I personally find it very difficult to be trading all day long without losing a fortune, as you are new to screen trading you perhaps havent realised yet that there are hours and hours...
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    Recommended for new traders

    The purpose of this site is to help little pricks like you pal. Go ahead and buy all the books you like, its your money. Yours Laughing Trader
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    Recommended for new traders

    Phoenix is right. Quite frankly I dont care whether or not you all spend your money on books. I however would rather spend money on porn. Yours Porno Trader
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    Recommended for new traders

    --------- Interesting post Vishnu, but one thing - with chess (for example) - there are set rules and a finite number of outcomes. By which I mean there is a, (there is no correct word I can think of!), 'scientific' rationale, and a finite number of potential moves you or the opponent can...
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    """"""Lol. Most of the v. successful traders I have come across have been 1. greedy. 2. Snappy. 3. Fairly secretive. 4. V.v. cynical. I sometimes believe that the only reason Im not retired, like lots of my trading peers, is that I have been too much like you suggest! So in that sense, I...
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    Recommended for new traders

    Funnily enough, becasue no one else on this whole fucking site seems to have made money during their first ten years trading, if it all, you are right. I made money consistently for my first two years trading and have never looked back during the last 5. Not a boast, in fact you brought it...
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    Recommended for new traders

    How much money have you made from the wealth of information contained in your recent literary purchase? Enough to cover the 3k? Let us all know. Yours Chuckling Trader
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