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We have the highest ratio of permanent residents of House Of Corrections of any country. The soapland tales are legendary. Also known as Communal Showers. :-\

We are well acquainted with the concept of Soapland in the United States. We call it The Honorable House Of Corrections. :-\

I like toast! Especially the toast your marma laid :p Now PASS THE PEPPER!!! :D

You just made your 405th error! :-\ Now FEEL MY PECKER!!! :D

Grit your teeth and KISS MY PECKER! :-\

They could just put up a picture of FasterPussycat, that would cover both sides of it. BWAAA HAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!! :-\

Chicks dig chocolate covered ants, and the dudes who eat them. Chicks also like to eat chocolate covered me. If only chicks tasted more like chocolate covered ants, and less like fish, i would eat them at high tide too. BWA HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAHAAAAA!!! :-\

There is, but it's an Express Traffic Only lane. Must say, though, I've always received prompt and courteous service with a smile. :-\ BWAAHHAAAHAAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

I bet a dollar on LongShot's theory. I want more Bang for my buck. :-\

How do you know. Are you one??? :-\

That purple shark is really BARNEY RUBBLE trying to steal Fred's Fruity Pebbles! What a mooch of a neighbor. :-\

Guess Jesse Ventura would know a thing or two about shams that are crutches for weak-minded people. Can you smell what the governor is cooking? p.s. Hamburger Helper is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded cooks who need strength in numbers of dinner plates.

That's exactly the kind of response I'd expect from a dickless midget-racing doodie-headed pig! :-\

So, this is where I'm supposed to talk about religion and its explanation of how the world was created?

Babak's name backwards is kebab. He's used to being skewered and roasted over the coals.

get a recipe for fruitcakes, you got way too much idle baking time on your hands. find some currants and pecans or something :-\

In case anyone thinks I was making light of this situation, attempting to trivialize or derive humor from the insanity going on in Israel, I was not. I am absolutely serious. Even about the Jiffy-Pop design. In all the discussions that people normally have about issues like capital...

You're in the wrong place, Pussycat. This thread says Poker, not Piker.

I realize you're having one of your really low days, Pussycat, but you just revealed the real nature of your redneck mentality. You don't have to want to support Israel financially or otherwise, you don't even have to like Jews, but when you express it the way you have, well honestly you'll find...

Woohoo! My vibrator arrived in the mail! :p (hmm, the UPS guy sure has big shoes and a very reddish nose) I figured he was into hip-hop, when he said "dis is da bomb". Word