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FROM A CANADIAN... An excellent read about Muslim immigration! Western Freedom By Susan MacAllen In 1978-9 I was living and studying in Denmark . But in 1978 - even in Copenhagen, one didn't see Muslim immigrants. The Danish population embraced visitors, celebrated the exotic, went...

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*The Queen's Riddle* Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?" "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent...

You're An EXTREME Redneck When..... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws...

The Dallas Solution From http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2010/08/11/how-to-solve-the-illegal-immigration-problem/ "I have a friend who is president of his homeowners association in the Dallas, Texas suburbs. They were having a terrible problem with litter near some of his...

DEADLY NEW DISEASE This is good Information about Gonorrhea Lectim: "The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation. The...

The densest element in the known Universe has been found: Pelosium! A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224...

Let's Play 'Spot the Democrat'! by Ann Coulter "In the greatest party-affiliation cover-up since the media tried to portray Gary Condit as a Republican, the media are refusing to mention the party affiliation of the thieving government officials in Bell, Calif. There have been hundreds...

Thanks, frankl, I'll take a look.

What kind of forecasting tools are available to traders? I am familiar with Vantage Point and EMini Forecaster. Are there others? Any insight would be welcome. Thanks.

Be careful at the mall Hello my friends. As some of you know, I purchased an old house on the lake a few months ago. I have been doing some extensive remodeling to it. I don't know if you guys shop at the mall, but this may be useful to know. I am sending this to you to warn you of something...

Funny Policeman "What am I supposed to do with this" grumbled the motorist as the policeman handed him his traffic ticket. "Keep it," the cop advises. "When you get four of them, you get a bicycle." :D

Uneventful Night At The Movies "You are blocking the way, sir, said the usher to a man sprawled in the aisle of a theater. Please get up!" The man didn't move or reply. The usher called the manager over, who said, "I must ask you to move." Still the prone man didn't reply. So the...

Good Days to Have Sex A recent study found out that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter " T." For example: Tuesday Thursday Thaturday Thunday Thanksgiving Tomorrow and (of course) Today :D

Win/Win/Win On Immigration One of the better ideas I have heard on the subject: Dig a moat along the length of the Mexican border, use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans and put the Florida alligators into the moat! :D

THE SWEET LITTLE OLD LADY A very nice little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill comes flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops...

The Drunken Mathematician A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me." Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a...

Budding Romance Man: Do you know CPR? Woman: No why? Man: Because you just took my breath away! :D

Not So Politically Correct! What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? -You can drop her off anywhere. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? -Outlaws are wanted. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? -Whatever she wants. He's sleeping...