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    Monogamy: "A man is as faithful as his options"?

    Forced sex imposed by militant muscular women with large breeder thighs, huh? Same thing sorta happens in prison.
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    Pickled Eggs-you know you lov-em

    Are those duck egg thingies the eggs that are placed in the ground to rot and then eaten? I heard they do that in Korea or Japan, forget which. Has anybody experimented with eggs other than duck or chicken? One could envision pickled quail eggs used as an ingredient in a gourmet dish as an...
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    Pickled Eggs-you know you lov-em

    I think it's every young boy's dream to create the perfect pickled egg... then reality sets in and the workaday world comes calling. My secret formula hint involves rapid pickling. Unlike wine, aging doesn't improve the taste.
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    Pickled Eggs-you know you lov-em

    Yeah, we get a lot of homemade pickled egg of dubious quality here. Don't eat pickled eggs at bars. It ruins lives. Trust me.
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    annaland's song of the day

    here's the electric version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gUL18oZ5FA&feature=related
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    annaland's song of the day

    Pixies, Wave of Mutilation. I prefer the electrified version, but this is neat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V3_u9i2vEc
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    annaland's song of the day

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hYV-JSjpyU&feature=related Good, Bad and Ugly theme song
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    annaland's song of the day

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbwPS7HPs2Q http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0g4zTovbk0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AA7MmtFLYQ
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    annaland's song of the day

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecN9mLpM2mM Wowzer!!
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    annaland's song of the day

    BHS... Blind Eye Sees All... BAMMM!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onu98F2wk2E
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    annaland's song of the day

    C64 came out in the early 80's, so that meant graduating, heading off to Ashbury and begging into Berkeley around 8 y.o. Breaking into folk music or spoken word?
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    jim rogers reported to be on ET

    I have a special arrangement with the guards. They get me whatever I want whether it is Tuna Tartare from Cipriani, a big bag of blow or the latest copy of Lusty Knockers. No green bologna sandwiches for me! I am actually typing from the guards' break room right now. Manny says high...
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    jim rogers reported to be on ET

    I've boosted some of the best confidence schemes directly from the annals of ET over the years. Now that I have more time, I've reestablished contact with Ronald McDonald after recognizing a post he made here under alias. Bernardo Madoff
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    A Hamburger To Die For w/ the Hottest Nurses Serving You

    I don't know. I definitely like the wings. It seems like the staff at most locations isn't all that, but there is usually at least one standout hotty. The tacky bimbo comfort food restaurant model is nearing saturation in a lot of places. How many goods and services can be provided by...
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    A Hamburger To Die For w/ the Hottest Nurses Serving You

    they need a wall of corpses. those waitresses are hotter than any Hooters. one wonders what the secret is in attracting such talent.
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    Hire me, I´ll work for free...

    How could there be a legal issue when so many "interns" have worked for free for decades?
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    annaland's song of the day

    bananarama http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IddaRTuYRW4 boner rock http://www.last.fm/tag/boner+rock doors... rip... none to be found http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF5Z2fRYFSc gwar... immortal corrupter... yeah!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKlb_pnFTYo
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    annaland's song of the day

    skin a caribou... beer bong 5... bang your head on a wall until bleeds... YEAH!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMl2QtZmLEQ "To the beat ya'll rock rock to the beat ya'll yall rock rock to the beat ya'll and you dont stop to the beat ya'll" "well, does he like butter tarts...
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    I am at a stage where I am writing a book, your input desired

    oh yeah, when you go on book tours you will want to work on the personal appearance. forgo the jellyrolls and that favorite cardigan with gravy stains. hire a personal trainer. wear garish pre modern clothes. purple breeches, a tunic and Finnish clogs for instance. even better, a 18th...
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    I am at a stage where I am writing a book, your input desired

    1. equivocate whenever possible 2. use flowery adventurous hyperbole 3. intersperse seemingly random statistical tidbits 4. make it known that you are a member of Mensa, Triple Nine, etc. so as to defray criticism of a coherent message or eclectic writing style. 5. academic...
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