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What a refreshing post. Finally a voice of reason!!!!! Anybody seen my boy? MrSubs' Mom

My dear young man. Atilla was a HUN! Totila was an Ostrogoth. PLEASE!!!! Also, I am told Atilla had no real sense of humor. My ancestor Totila had a GREAT sense of humor! And he was so funny the Ostrogoths all died laughing apparently. After all, he was the last king of them all. Maybe because...

HA! I never told my boy this, but he has been dissing me by not calling home like a good son. He has Vandal blood (from his father's side of course) in his veins. So I think it is highly inappropriate to be so arrogant about his Visigoth heritage. Even I, who can honestly claim to be 61/64ths...

Well sonny boy, I think all your success warrants sending some money home to your poor old mom. All that money I spent on therapy for you, bail I had to post for you, medication that even with insurance ran into the big bucks. And don't forget the legal fees, halfway house expenses...

Be Respectful Young Man!!! You will never understand the travails of being the mother of a professional trader! MrSubs' Mom

Watch your language my dear young man!!! And Happy New Year to all my Jewish friends. Pray for my son, please! MrSubs' Mom

Yes, many of us have been taken in by your looks. But beauty is only skin deep. Ugly runs through and through right down to the bone. You are a shameful man! And your ears ARE BIG! MrSubs' Mom

Sounds just like my son!!!! (God bless his nasty little soul!). But I bet your son is younger, so he has an excuse. My boy likes to read a lot too, especially about weapons. He went off the deep end when they took "THE ANARCHIST'S COOKBOOK" off the internet. Hasn't been the same since...

That Spear Leeds outfit. unbelievable. I tried giving them my first born son. They said if they took him, I would have to come up with an extra 700K. Plus expenses for food, clothing, and shelter. I agreed. Then they hit me with "Oh, one more thing. We want you to pay for his medication too."...

My Dearest Boy, PLEASE be careful on the streets. You know how dangerous they can be especially around lower manhattan where all those sleazy Wall Street people tend to roam. I think keeping you pockets turned out may help somewhat with the pickpockets, but still, you may be exploited by the...

Totally offensive. Who is this Faster(unmentionable)cat person anyway? He should spend more time in his place of worship and less time with you ET misfit hooligans. It is a shameful thing to see someone lower themselves to such depths of depravity. Look, I know of what I speak. My fine...

Young man! Is this a compliment or an insult? You know I am not keen enough to get the subtleties that abound on this board. So play it straight with me, and I shall be straight with you. But somehow I suspect that "warped" is not a kind way of describing me or mine. And BEHAVE. And don't...

Tried that. Didn't work. I had to flash a little thigh to get let off. Works every time. Scratch my beard, show a little cheesecake....voila!! They just get in their cruisers and leave me in the dust. Nothing like the appeal of a fine woman I guess. The damsel in distress phenomena...

That boy of mine!!! Always had to be the class clown! If he applied himself to accomplishing what he is capable of, instead of just fooling around all the time, he could make something of himself. I scrubbed floors and washed toilets so he could go to medical school. He was a brilliant...

Such language....that is NOT how I raised you to express yourself. Now please behave. And Eva seems like such a lovely young lady. Maybe a bit too cleanshaven, but still, nice nonetheless. When are you going to make an honest woman of her? Love, Your Mother, MrSubs' Mom

Dear Son, Even though you don't have the common courtesy to call your mother, at least your lovely Eva has sent me a picture of you and she enjoying the celebration of your escape. I hate to be a nag, but I wish you would lay off the beer. You know what it did to your father. Love...

So nice to finally hear from you my boy. Goodness gracious! Such a shame about Eddie and Valerie! But the Kinks...well I always thought those Davie boys were such nice young men! Love Your Mother, MrSubs' Mom

You boys are demented. Van Halen rocks! How 'bout that intro to "You Really Got Me"? Get a grip! MrSubs' Mom Anybody seen my baby? (Jagger/Richard)

You know, I thought my fine young boy was trading stocks. That is what he told me anyways. Now I find out you young people are trading MODELS? Well I hope it is in the capacity of talent agents, and you are not in some kind of sick slave trade. And this Fasterpussycat person has some...

Oh, my wonderful child. Does this mean you got out of that horrible place with those awful people? So happy to hear from you even if you can't call me. This is wonderful news! As far as your father running off with Tanya, I am stunned! RS7 seemed like such a nice fellow. He was so kind to...