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What's interesting is that The One feels the need to share his powerful intellect with the great unwashed masses who are (in his eyes) too damn stupid to make a decision about going to Vegas on their own. I'm sure he has lots more advice to give you. And if you don't listen up, he'll have to...

During hyperinflation you want to have borrowed and bought as much house as you could, not own it outright. However the government is going to be taking more money from sucke. . . that is to say from people who work for a living and do not take handouts from the feds. A house is a difficult...

Most people think of bonuses as an extra, unexpected gift and that's how it works in many places. They think of it like a unexpected Christmas present. But that's not how it works in finance. Some (most?) jobs in finance have a bonus as part of the compensation package. If you start mid...

Anybody that thinks that somehow the budget will be balanced and the debt repaid by taxing just the rich folks is delusional. Eventually it will be settled. And eventually all the people who do not get handouts from the feds are going to end up paying for it - one way or another. There are...

I'm watchin' Groundhog Day for the second time ever, and picked up a quote I missed the first time around (maybe this is an uncut version). Andie MacDowell says "Why would anybody steal a groundhog?" Then Chris Elliot (whom I do not much care for) says "I can probably think of a couple...

The Obama Machine is hard at work on this doing their best for the country. The story has been pulled. Comrades, please refrain from this discussion.

The Obama Machine is hard at work on this doing their best for the country. The story has been pulled. Comrades, please refrain from this discussion.

Here's a great joke from SatireWire.com from a long time ago: ELLISON TO GRADS: DIPLOMAS ARE FOR LOSERS Oracle CEO Urges Students to Drop out, Start up NEW HAVEN, CONN. (SatireWire.com) — In one of the more controversial commencement addresses in memory, Oracle CEO and college dropout...

They need to split that study up. Toss the athletic "scholars" and Woman's Studies and Ethic Studies and all the rest of the crap majors in the trash can, then do a comparison. I once read about some moron who racked up 160 large in student loans for a masters degree in music, who then thought...

Welcome to ET. After you hang around long enough, you'll see lots of threads started (usually in this forum) about the next market move. Usually these threads contain little to no real information but are mostly if not completely unsupported opinions from the poster. And usually dead wrong...

You gotta love that part. "STFU and send me your money. Then STFU some more!" :D :D :D

"My favorite past time is floating naked down the river on my back yelling 'Open the Drawbridge!'"

"Hey y'all, watch this."

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A German woman has hired a lawyer after being shocked to discover that not only did police deliberately run over her beloved dog, they have now sent her a hefty bill, according to a report in the Bild daily...

. . . go short. Been a long time since we've seen one of those threads about how the top is in. So we're due. OTOH none of those threads had good reasons, nor does this one so it's sort of a selfunfufilling prophecy since it self cancels. ;)

Not quite. Caption should read: "You need to cut back, but we know you are hungry so we gave you twice as much ice cream and chocolate sauce but only 75% more sprinkles. After all, we care about you." But I guess it didn't fit. OoOo I said chocolate in a criticism of The One...

Dat's sum fyne spelin rite dare, dat ez. LOL.

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