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Is anybody surprised? Anybody? Nope. Typical libtards.

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Well blow me down. This really did happen. Cool. :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_G._Young

. . . something fierce. :) SISTANI, Afghanistan – In comes "The Joker." That's the nickname given by the crew to one of the 72-ton, 40-foot (12-meter)-long Assault Breacher Vehicles. Fitted with a plow and nearly 7,000 pounds (3,175 kilograms) of explosives, the Breachers, as they are...

Two years of no losers? Does he say how much he can bench? Did he get a masters from Wheaties? Does he ask for the finest meats and cheeses? :D :D :D

Perhaps if we could give away plenty of them and insure they never left the Middle East (either by missile or suitcase) then they'd all kill each other and leave us with the only problem of how to drill from the other side of a sheet of glass. :D

You just can't trust these consumer review groups. For more years than I can recall, Toyota was tops in quality - even as recently as just a couple months ago. Now all of a sudden they stink? What, did they sneak out last night and mess up everybody's car? Nope, what happened was the review...

Sure. He currently holds the office of President of the US Senate. :D :D :D

The few times I've paid attention to Palin I have not been impressed. I think she might make a decent governor, maybe a congress critter, but not POTUS, not even cabinet. Then I see the libs with as much hatred for her as they have for Rush Limbaugh - if not more. The only conclusion I can...

`Cuz 25 is the highest number they can count to. :D :D :D

I noticed that as well. Somebody thinks that men prancing around in tighty whiteys is pretty funny, they even did it twice in Talladega Nights. Remember the Monster or CareerBuilder commercials from before? With the monkeys? Those were good commercials. Most of these were of average...

Always remember the cardinal rule here at EliteTrader: Don't frown, double down. :D :D :D

Did he ever recant or apologize for his slander of US armed forces?

Vehn is correct. If you examine most any contract of payments over time, usually there is a clause that says something like "and if you, big dummy and payer of this note, miss a payment then the remainder of the note becomes due right then." It might have a little more legaleese than I have...

After the miners left, these three drunken sailors walk into the brothel and ask for service. The madam (being familiar with sailors in general and these ones in particular) asked them how much coin they had. "I'm sorry, but we only have $23 between us." Being a professional herself, the...

Damn! That'd have to be some power wiping. Drag some butt wipe over your rectum hard enough to draw blood? Maybe if you sat on a 2x4 or something but just a plain ol' wipe? Guess you don't have any stains on your rear since you're removing a layer or two of skin on every sit down. LOL.

Finally we have an answer to that question that has puzzled mankind throughout the ages. I refer to (of course) "can a band get too old for rock & roll?" And the answer is "Oh #@&% yeah!" Wow. There's no way Daltry really did that scream at the end of Won't Get Fooled Again. No way. Not...

Me as well. I still know most folks are `tards. Yesterday I was setting up my new HDTV (first one ever) and had Jerry Springer on for a couple minutes. OMFG. My jaw dropped. I thought most sitcoms were unwatchable, but they're practically deep quantum/string theory physics research...

Actually, I support the 100% voluntary regressive intelligence tax. Might be the only tax I can get completely behind.

LOL. Good luck with that.