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Painting The Church There was a Scottish painter named Smokey Macgregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Baptist Church...

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Still Funny, Tragic And True How's this for apocalyptic literature. This was written by a pastor's wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events. It is brilliant. "And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called America , having lost their...

Another Good Cocktail President Obama was given a tour of the latest Boeing super jet, and the shapely guide was taking the opportunity to add some material to the new technology and new business stuff, and talk about other changes as well: "You know, Mr President, this is the first jet...

Harry Reid's Negro Problem by Ann Coulter "The recently released book Game Change reports that Sen. Harry Reid said America would vote for Barack Obama because he was a "light-skinned" African-American "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one." The book also says Bill...

In the 50s and 60s, "negro" was pretty close to the established term for black Amaricans. However, in the late 60s and 70s, that community asked that the desirable, standard term be "African American", although "black" was also acceptable. They specifically didn't want people to use "negro"...

IMAO: ...Not Smart Honky "President Obama stood before the press next to Senator Reid. “I want you to know that I fully forgive Reid for his remarks about my skin color and black dialect–” “‘Negro’ dialect,” Reid corrected. “Yes, that. Anyway, he is forgiven and we can...

Global Warming... My Frozen Foot!! :) :) :)

Global Warming... My Frozen Foot!! :) :) :)

Man, Don't Ya Just Love It When A Plan Comes Together? :) :) :)

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Let Us Never Forget This Historical Moment <object style="height: 344px; width: 425px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lj3iNxZ8Dww"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lj3iNxZ8Dww"...

Happy New Year to you too nutmeg. Visited family overseas for 10 days or so, it was good. But, here I am again, in the trading saltmines, trying to make a living... :)

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Season's Greetings To All My Liberal Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most...

A Cute Oldie 1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really decides before they grow up who...

Isn't Europe Smart? Early attempts to introduce hand grenades into the Irish army were none too successful. Actually, there were times when the very survival of the species seemed in doubt. Soldiers were asked to pull the pin, count to ten and then throw the grenade. Trouble was, after their...

Those Smart Foreigners European International Airways sent its inaugural Super Airbus flight to JFK under the command of its two best pilots. Approach Control tells 'em they're cleared onto final and hands 'em off to the tower, but they're sorta struggling with English and sorta missed a word...

American-Correct True Story There was this EUROPEAN guy in Arkansas named Jethro walking down the road one day till he noticed his other EUROPEAN friend across the road carrying a bag. Jethro: "Hey Billy Joe what you got in that bag?" Billy Joe: "In this bag here I got me chickens."...