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Short weddings and go long bird seed as one-off plays. With the high cost of rice, nobody wants to throw a wedding. If they do, they'll toss bird seed at the newlyweds. You'll clean up. :D

We probably go through 4 cups of prepared rice a month. 48 a year. So that's a third of a cup dried rice times 48 for 16 cups of dried rice a year. Not sure how much dried rice weighs, but I'd guess that a one pound bag has about 3 cups. So that's 5 bags of rice that will last us a year...

Now that seems pretty reasonable. Wouldn't hurt to sock away some of what you'll use and will not spoil. At the TGregg Estate, we've already got more than a years worth of some things (like pasta and yes rice), mostly because we obtained them for an outstanding price. We do like buying low.

Oooo evil rationing limits purchases to EIGHTY POUNDS! The horror! Better stock up before the food riots start. If you rent a moving truck and spend all day going in and out of Costco I bet you can get a few tons - that should hold anybody for a week or two. LMAO. And some bozo is...

More FREEEEEE money! Woo hoo! Forget those measly checks for a few hundred, what we need are 6 digit "rebate" checks! Yeah! Send out a 100k to everybody, that'll turn this economy around. And while they are at it, Congress should outlaw rain on weekends.

Dream on, Morris. Dick's a dolt. The Obamessiah is about as much a heavyweight as I am. McCain would clean his clock and leave the MSM scrambling to say the debates were a "tie" even though Barry was terrible. Clinton could at least stand up to McCain. Not that I'm in McCain's corner, rat...

Barry Hussein Obama is the gift that keeps on giving. Christ, don't the demorats vet these candidates? I guess that would have been a terrible display of racism if they dug too deeply into the Obamessiah's background. When you have people fainting at his rallies, it's tough to say "But this...

Wrong. http://www.fairvote.org/?page=1801 North Carolina is a closed primary. Dick is a dolt. But Al Gore will not be the democratic presidential nominee. Surprised to see this thread is still alive. It's old news that Al ain't interested. Global warming is a farce. While plenty of...

You realize that the vast majority of what one would consider money isn't in the form of currency, right? How much of your income do you ever see in green? For me, it's about 2-3%. In the old days (say 50 years ago) people didn't have direct deposit. They didn't even get paychecks. Nope...

I'm not sure if this is a joke or serious or maybe even a scam, but here ya go: http://paulville.org/index.html

Some fanatics kidnapped the Pope and were going to record a video of him having sex to use as blackmail after they let him go. When they put a gun to his head, the Pope agreed to do the nasty given three conditions: "First, she must be blind so she cannot see who it is that is doing this to...

I heard that The Obamessiah came clean about why the left wants to raise taxes. One of the mods pointed out that when the cap gains tax is raised, less revenue comes in from it and when it is cut, more revenue comes in. Then he asked Barry why he wants to raise it. Barry said it was all about...

Many are sad to see they didn't jump on the bandwagon and start selling Carbon Credits before it was full. Fortunately, there's always another chunk of left wing lunacy around the corner. I give you Eco Therapy: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351353,00.html Somebody needs to launch...

The numbers the feds used when they planned The Great Social Security Give Away are pretty old. Before birth control pills and penicillian, for instance. Back in the day, most people died before 65 or soon after. Old coots were fairly uncommon, not like today. And babies were a lot more...

Just tell him you sent all your money to a Nigerian Oil Widow, but soon you'll be rich beyond measure and you'll call him back. ;)

In 1956, the US population was 168,903,031, and the federal government spent about 76 billion dollars (about 556.65B adjusted for inflation to 2006). In 2006, the US population was about 300 million, and the feds spent about 2,285.491 billion. Dividing the spending by the population numbers...

I've thought about one of those Suds and Duds style ones that sells beer & wine by the glass. Wash yer clothes and tie one on.

We're #@^%#@* no matter what, unless McCain picks somebody decent as a running mate and has a stroke. He may claim he's a conservative, and the MSM will help him make that claim but it's as bogus as a Bill & Ted Time Machine. You can count on bigger, more expensive government costing us...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7344381.stm

Which of the three main contenders for the Whitehouse would you loan a few thou to?