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Sort of tying two of your jokes together, did you know that you should never fly with a statistician? You see, he might bring a bomb, because while the odds that there is one bomb on a plane is small, the odds of two are even smaller. . . ;)

Anybody have a link to Japanese age demographics? Most first world countries have aging populations due to low birth rates, but I do not know if Japan is one of them.

I guess now the libtards will agree that The One has violated the constitution. If they want to be consistent that is, LOL. We all know they are not.

Close. Help whomever is the weakest at the moment so the eventual winner is so weak he too can be defeated.

It's been shown to be a fake. Further, even if it were true (as illogical as that is), the treasure would be long gone by now. You can find all the research on the net if you are interested in the details.

There's not much so bad that government cannot come along and make it even worse.

The powers that be are here in my office and demanding that I move this to CC. They have already asked for and received your IP. Better run.

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. . . was claimed by Bill Clinton. So I give you the first female president, Barry Obama: <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C4AFu0rdp6s&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param...

Exactly. When Redbox and DVDExpress hit town, Blockbuster's days were numbered. Life was already getting tough thanks to all of the above, but one dollar videos was the coupe de grace. Blockbuster tried some heavy discounting and I would occasionally wander in to take advantage, but I have...

And the more health insurance you get, the more it costs now, so the more you're gonna get when The One passes this massive spending spree. Figure out some serious health care plan that costs you 20 large every month and you're gonna have money rolling in! You'll be more than able to afford...

Four people are "not going to take it". I bet they do.

What? These hoodlums made no reference to Hitler, Gestapo tactics and the Holocaust? Oh wait, they probably don't "believe" that happened.

Talk about falsehoods in advertising! Some of them were most assuredly not MILFs.

My aunts used to tease me about being single at weddings. They laugh and poke me in the ribs and say "You're next" and watch me squirm. So I started doing it to them at funerals.

oO OMFG. She must outweigh him by 2:1. "Hi Captain. What's the longest tour of Afghanistan that I can sign up for? Can I do 12 in a row?"

JOB OPENING Chairman of the Federal Reserve. Must be able to appear calm, cool and collected while lying like a rug as the economy collapses around you. Requires the ability to maintain poise and gracefully answer #@*^ing stupid questions from Congress and/or the media. Ability to enter...

RIP, Mr. Graves. You were a fine actor, and the world is a better place for your work. LOS ANGELES – Peter Graves, whose calm and intelligent demeanor was a good fit to the intrigue of "Mission Impossible" as well as the satire of the "Airplane" films, has died. Graves passed away...

Just got back from the grocery store. Only picked up two items, a bird feeder and some rat poison. When Halloween gets here, I'm gonna buy a bag of big candy bars and a box of razor blades.

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